Maybe Not The Best Idea
I have some really weird friends.
Once they were super high off this super strong dope they bought off some really weird street preacher downtown.
After they got really high, they decided to have a donut eating contest.
So, they took an uber down to the donut emporium.
And they each bought three dozen donuts.
Then they went back home and sat around in a circle.
Seven Donuts Eating
There were seven of them.
They started eating donuts but they immediately got into donut eating rapport.
They were even chewing at the same rate, and the same number of bites per donut, and swallowing at the same time.
I have a friend who had a near death experience.
He was coasting down this really steep hill on his hybrid mountain bike.
And a car came out of nowhere, almost hitting him.
He only remembers two distinct thoughts flashing in his brain before he lost consciousness.
Your Time Buddy
First, he swore he saw the grim reaper staring at him from across the street.
And it wasn’t like in the movies.
This grim reaper was filled with dread, and he had a sudden realization that if this grim reaper got a hold of him, he would spend eternity in infinite agony.
But then the saw a flash of light, made up of two distinct colors.
Purple, and yellow.
Next thing he remembers is waking up in the ER.
The doctor was shining a small penlight in his eyes telling him how lucky he was.
She was wearing a pendant made of purple and yellow.
He didn’t ask her, he somehow knew this was a message from the heavens, that had saved him from the eternal grip of the infinitely dreadful grim reaper.
Fast on the heels of that was that the grim reaper likely felt cheated, and might still be chasing him.
My friend studies quantum fluctuations as a hobby.
He’s kind of interested in negative pressure, or negative gravity that is perhaps pushing the universe larger and larger.
And he thought he found a connection between quantum fluctuations, virtual particles, and Boolean algebra.
So he made a circuit board which might run off virtual electrons from quantum fluctuations and create some kind of time distortion.
Only Zap The Dirt
But just to be safe, he buried it in his back yard.
And as for good luck, he buried it with an apple to hopefully invoke the magical spirit of Isaac Newton, the metaphysical god of falling apples.
There is this stage hypnotist who only performs at open mic nights.
Post Hypnotic Purple
And he tells these really strange stories, but they have a ton of really weird post hypnotic suggestions hidden in the middle.
And all of these are based on the color purple.
Like every time you think of purple while having sex, you’ll have an hour long orgasms.
Or if you wear purple while doing into the bank, they’ll find an error in your account and you’ll get an extra couple thousand dollars.
Or if you see a girl wearing purple, all you need to do is think of purple and she’ll fall madly in love with you.
Or if you go to a pizza shop, and ask for only purple pizza toppings, they’ll give you a free pass for free pizza for a year.
Or if you hang a special purple symbol from your bedroom, just above your bed, and burn candles made out of potassium salts, so they burn a bright purple flame, all your dreams will come true.
Where’d This Come From?
Only three days later, he had a full sized apple tree in his back yard.
He repeated this with an almond tree and an olive tree.
All grew from nothing to complete, fruit baring trees, powered by his mysterious quantum fluctuation Boolean algebra circuit board.
Now all he wears is purple and yellow.
His house is purple, his furniture is purple, his carpet is yellow.
Protection From Death
He’s that if he is not in contact with purple and yellow, and not surrounded by purple and yellow, the grim reaper will pop out no where and claim his soul.
He’s become a street preacher, wearing a purple and yellow robe and preaching about the importance of repenting.
After they finished all their donuts, they slipped into breathing rapport.
Then heart rate rapport and finally brainwave and thought pattern rapport.
Seek and Find
Now they wander the Earth giving people free advice on anything they ask.
It seems that in exchange for giving their individuality, they have gained access to infinite intelligence.
They stand on street corners waiting for questions.
And they answer all questions, fully and completely, with one coherent and authoritative voice.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.