You’ll Never Guess The Winner There is this small town in the Midwest that has a yearly pickling contest. It’s somewhat similar to the yearly garlic festival they have in Gilroy. Where you can famously buy all kinds of otherwise normal carnival food, but it’s made with garlic. Garlic chewing gum, garlic […]
Rat Lady
Hidden Prizes Once upon a time there was this marketing genius. He had helped plenty of companies come back from the dead simply by changing their marketing message. He was the guy that revived the breakfast cereal companies by coming up with the idea of putting small toys in cereal boxes. And […]
Hypnotic Donut Buffet
Got A License For That? There is this hypnotic juggler who works local parks. He’s always dressed professionally, and he always has a temporary juggling license issued by the city. He always starts off by juggling three lemons. And while he’s juggling the three lemons he starts telling stories. Really confusing […]
Wormhole Ghosts
Want To Be The Best There was this juggler than wanted to be the best in the world. He reverse engineered from the best jugglers in the world. Eventually his juggling skills surpassed even the best jugglers who had ever lived. But this wasn’t enough. He realized that no matter how […]
Mental Maze
Older Than You Think I went to a maze seminar recently. It was not just how to create mazes, but to think and speak in maze like linguistic structures. To seduce and draw others in, or to trap them in a web of metaphors from which they can never escape. First we […]
Clowns Juggling Eggs
DIY Man I knew this guy who wanted a swimming pool. But he didn’t want to pay for the whole deal, as it would cost to much in terms of construction, insurance, getting licenses and what not from the city. So he decided to build his own. His wife suggested they get […]
Telepathic Rooster
Slow Hair Cutter There’s this barber that has shop downtown. But the shop is always crowded, and there’s only the one guy in there cutting hair. So once, I went in to take a number, and I got number 37. He was only number two. And he took about two hours […]
Spontaneous Money Shots
Angry Genius I used to know this guy that was super, super brilliant. But he had absolutely horrible people skills. If anybody dared ask him a question about any of his genius ideas, he would take it the wrong way, get angry, and start screaming at people. So the best job he’s […]
Kung Fu Planet
Accelerated Learning The army has been experimenting with something they refer to as an Old Boy training system. Based on the Korean Horror movie about a guy who was kidnapped and locked in a hotel room for 20 years. He watched a kajillion kung fu movies. And after he got out, he […]
The Hacked Printer Misdirection
Need More Appliances I had this small kitchen, and I always wished I had about ten percent more space. Then I moved into a much larger house, with a much larger kitchen. At first it was pretty cool. But pretty soon, I was always wishing I had about ten percent more space. […]
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