Once there was a professor.
Who also taught.
One day, he decided to combine the two.
The ideas of spoken sounds.
And the idea of the ancient Pythagoreans.
That ratios of sounds.
Had sacred impacts.
Based on sacred geometry.
So he started to experiment.
With several of his graduate students.
To chant at different lengths.
Relative to various hypotenuses.
And various tempos and timbres.
And measure the resultant frequency.
Of the overtones.
And the continuous calculation.
Both Sides At Once
The Fourier transform.
Of those overtones.
Until one day.
They seemed to achieve success.
Of collective mind influence.
On any target mind.
Baby Food Theory
Once there was a couple.
With a new born baby.
Interested in advanced theories.
Of baby training.
And child rearing.
They were mainly interested.
In minimizing any last effects.
Of separation anxiety.
So they decided.
To eat the same thing together.
By pureeing the various vegetables.
That go into baby food.
And eat the food together.
As a whole.
Parents and child.
A singular entity.
But what they didn’t anticipate.
Was the incredible powers of rapport.
Created by babies.
So the parents.
Fell into following rapport.
And copied the babies unfinished brain.
And regressed to baby speaking habits.
And baby toilet habits.
Until they were taken away.
To a mental hospital.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.