Super Genius Once there was a scientist. A genius chemist. That used to work for food companies. To create addictive additives. To sell more processed food. Although he was paid quite a bit. He never quite felt right. So he decided to find another job. One he […]
Global Food Solution
Outside Box Thinking Once there was a scientist. Doing advanced genetic research. Who combined the DNA of various plants and animals. First a pig. And a chicken. And a cow. And some wheat. And a starfish. So from this different animals. He could make a sandwich. […]
Psychic Taste Test
Peanut Butter Battle Once there was a department store. That used strange advertising techniques. One day… They got a new brand of peanut butter. Both smooth and extra chunky. The peanut butter company. At the behest of the department store. Decided to have a blind taste test. […]
Hypnotic Food Magic
Couple Of Chuckle Heads Once there were two friends. They were very competitive. They were always making silly bets. One week… They made a very strange bet… While under the influence… Of very powerful marijuana The bet was who could go the longest… While only eating picked […]
Magic Vitamin Girls
She Started Sane Once there was a woman. Who went from being normal and boring. To being abnormal and insane. All through a slide down the slippery slope. Of the alphabet. First, she got an idea to organize her cupboards. So she organized her cupboards. In alphabetical order. […]
Surface Memory
Know What’s Underneath Once there was a crab fisherman. He’d been a crab fisherman for a long time and was well respected for his crab fishing proficiency. Sometimes elementary school children would go on field trips on his crab fishing boat. So they could learn all about different trades and different ways […]
Chocolate Donut Mystery
Library Lady Once there was this old lady, who was a famous storyteller. Nobody knew what kind of career she had, even though there were several rumors. Some say she was a high ranking member of the MK Ultra program. Others say she worked with the advertising industry in their advanced brainwashing […]
Three Pillars Of Survival
Stock Up I have this friend who fell down the rabbit hole of apocalyptic doom. There more doom porn he read, the more he was convinced that the end of society is just around the corner. So he went to the store to stock up on end of the world supplies, but he immediately […]
Lost Cities Of Seclusion
Money Stacks There are a lot of interesting metaphors about money, about the amount of actual physical currency you’d need to have a certain amount. Like $10K would be like a small stack of hundreds about an inch or so thick. Or a million would be a small stack of those. And […]
Juggling Hobbies
Food Cult Openings I used to know this guy in my Toastmasters group, a place where you can not only learn public speaking, but meet some pretty fringe type characters. He said he’d joined this kind of food cult, where they had very strict restrictions on what you were allowed to eat. He’d […]