Gorgeous Girl From Nowhere The other day I was sitting at home minding my own business when the most gorgeous woman I’d ever seen came by my house. The knock came at the door, I opened the door and there before me was his very young very gorgeous very bubbly very friendly very outgoing very […]
Self Replicating Hypnosis
Looking For Treasure I’ve had this friend ever since I was a kid. Ever since we were kids this friend had always had this fantasy that one day he was going to discover hidden treasure. And this hidden treasure would make him famous. This is a perfectly normal fantasy to have as a kid. […]
Self Destructive Death Cult
Nested Dreams A couple of weeks ago I had one of those dreams that you’re having a dream and then you wake up and you think you’re finished having a dream but you’re still having the dream and then you wake up again and you realize you’ve been trapped in several nested dreams. Inside […]
Lonely Lost Children
Outlet Mall Trip The other day I decided to go down to the new outlet mall that opened in my city. It was about an hour and a half drive. I didn’t feel like driving so I took the bus. I don’t normally take the bus but I like to take the bus sometimes when […]
Nested Frame Control
Gonna Get Fired I had only been at my first job after college for three months before I made a horrific mistake that I thought would forever banish me to homelessness and life in the bushes with only an empty bottle of whiskey for a companion. I was working in the laboratory for a […]
Demon Assassination
Childhood Bully When I was a kid I was in Boy Scouts. I really liked Boy Scouts. One of the things they did, we did, that I liked was to go on these backpacking trips. Sometimes for one or two days, sometimes for a week during the summer. One time during one of these […]
Get Your Ex Back Disaster
Cute Barista Recently there’s been a very cute girl that started working at my coffee shop, one the coffee shops I go to. She seems to be flirtatious with me, but in this situation is always hard to figure out what to do. You never quite know if she’s being flirtatious with you because […]
Queen Of A Lesser Kingdom
New Lady at Toastmasters A new woman came to my Toastmasters recently. She’s a very interesting combination or she has a very interesting combination of both confidence and anxiety. When she talks about normal things she’s very very confident, in fact she’s the most confident person I’ve seen in a very very long time. […]
Deferential Porn Stars
Tech Expo A few months ago I went to this very interesting Expo in Las Vegas. It was a Tech Expo. What was a particularly interesting about this particular Tech Expo is that it was right next door to a porn Expo. I didn’t know this till I got there so naturally I tried […]
Magic Book Of Wisdom
Party In The Hills I was invited to a party a few weeks ago. It was a party that was being held by a friend of a friend, perhaps a friend of a friend of a friend. I was assured it was going to be a fantastic party. The guy that told me about […]
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