Don’t Ghost Witches
Once there was a witch.
Who was very broken hearted.
She met a man.
Long ago.
Who she fell in love with.
She was worried.
That he would leave her.
If she told him she was a witch.
So she performed an anti-witch spell.
To lose her powers.
And keep her lover.
Backfired Plan
But he found her witch book.
And left her.
Because he didn’t like witches.
He hated witches.
So her heart was shattered.
Now she believes.
Since she cannot find love.
Nobody else should either.
Anti Love Spells
So she got back her witch powers.
And spends her time.
Telling unfunny jokes.
During open mic nights.
While secretly implanting spells.
Of unfulfilled love.
Into everybody’s mind.
Fermi Hypnosis
Once there was a scientist.
Who was fascinated.
With the Fermi equation.
Or the Fermi method.
Of finding solutions to problems.
Indirectly.
The most famous of which.
Why No Aliens
Is the Fermi Paradox.
On the one hand.
Given the number of stars.
And the percentage of which.
Have life supporting planets.
And the percentage of those.
That can have intelligent life.
Makes it almost certain.
Hiding Aliens
The intelligent life exists.
The paradox being these two ideas.
That on the one hand, intelligent aliens likely exist.
On the other hand, there is no evidence.
Which leaves only a few conclusions.
They are here are keeping themselves hidden.
Perhaps under cloaks of invisibility.
Perhaps using mass hypnosis.
Meaning they are everywhere.
Watching us.
Watching you, now.
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