Once there was a psychiatrist.
Who specialized in incomprehensible dreams.
Dreams that weren’t easily mapped.
To TV shows or memories or anxieties.
At first, he thought they were extra-terrestrial.
Then he pursued a different theory.
DNA Driven Dreams
That they were a function of DNA.
An result of the majority of our DNA.
That is unused and unknown.
One day he had an inspiration.
While smoking marijuana at the park.
Bubble Theory Born
And watching young children blow bubbles.
And chase them around cheerfully.
This was the beginning of his bubble thought theory.
That some thought bubbles can get stuck.
Or improperly mix with the wrong thoughts.
And he developed a dream programming technique.
That allows you to go deeply.
Into your dreaming mind.
And see all your thoughts.
Both conscious and unconscious.
As easily rearrange-able bubbles.
To pop or keep per your discretion.
Or create new bubbles.
To form new memories or personalities.
Or infinite loops with your dreaming, mind.
Need To Save People
Once their was a pastor.
Who had a nearly empty parish.
That was once filled with parishioners.
One day, he decided to preach a different way.
To first start in his local neighborhood.
And go door to door.
And solving their emotional problems.
With one on one hypnotic preaching.
He was also interested in building a new church.
No More Abstractions
Based on real world problems.
Both spiritual and financial.
He believed that God can be found in all things.
Money, love, sex, finance, mythology, words and thought.
And his purpose in life.
Was to bring salvation to as many people as he could.
Salvation from physical pain.
Salvation from emotional pain.
Salvation from psychological pain.
Salvation from financial pain.
Begin Collecting Souls
So he begun his journey.
At first, he was discouraged.
Nobody wanted to talk to an unemployed preacher.
But soon he gained momentum.
Saving and collecting souls.
Building his army of warriors.
To defeat Satan once and for all.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.