Deeper and Deeper
Once there was a researcher.
Investigating secret societies.
And deeply hidden cults.
And conspiracy theories of ancient truth.
She stumbled into a secret meeting.
In the basement of a friend.
The were ostensibly a flat Earth society.
Deeper Than Flatness
But what they were really discussing.
Was much, much different.
Much, much deeper.
Esoteric geometric shapes.
Inaccessible to the modern mind.
Unthinkable by modern sensibilities.
It turns out.
The flat earth society.
Is secretly funded.
By deeply entrenched government agencies.
Underneath The Flatness
To create controlled opposition.
Of what they really fear.
Being understood by the public.
Not only is the Earth flat.
But the entire universe is flat.
And there are only two dimensions.
All dimensions above three.
Exist only in your mind.
Hair Cutting Wizard
Once there was a barber shop.
Always packed with customers.
But there was only one chair.
And only one barber.
And the sole barber.
Was very, very slow.
Only capable of serving one customer.
Every four hours.
Even Bald Guys
But the customers weren’t there for a haircut.
Or even the common camaraderie.
Of a typical barbershop.
But the hypnotic stories.
Told by the barber.
While cutting hair.
Stories of angels and demons.
Once Upon A Time
Kings and wizards.
Queens and serpents.
Alchemy and chemistry.
Quantum entanglement and sorcery.
All with the final effect.
On you’re unconscious, mind.
Of increasing your intelligence.
Of increasing your love skills.
Of increasing your confidence.
Of increasing your charisma.
And everything else you want or need.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.