The army has been experimenting with something they refer to as an Old Boy training system.
Based on the Korean Horror movie about a guy who was kidnapped and locked in a hotel room for 20 years.
He watched a kajillion kung fu movies.
And after he got out, he found out he really did know kung fu.
The army is trying to replicate this.
A deep hypnotic state, advanced martial arts training combined with electro-muscle stimulation correlated to the TV instruction.
There is this small town in the upper Midwest.
They’d fallen on hard times, and decided to blame the current and very corrupt political leadership.
They kicked everybody out, and elected a new mayor, and gave the mayor absolute authority to clean up the place.
Only this guy was pretty weird.
And once he realized he had absolute power over that small town, he weirdness became absolute.
They Don’t Have Skin Cancer
There is this ancient order, kind of like Gypsies that have been roaming the Earth since the middle ages.
They look and talk like regular humans, but they belong to a weird religion where they believe the sun is evil.
So they’ve always lived underground.
Not like weird mole people or anything.
They just build houses that are underground, and only come out when it’s night, when they do their farming or whatever.
Supposedly, there are few dozen thousands of these people living around the United States.
There is this really weird Kung Fu teacher downtown.
He’s got some fantastic marketing material.
He makes it sound like you can do anything when you learn this.
That if you learn this, you’ll become invisible.
That if you learn this, you’ll have powers of mind control.
That if you learn this, you’ll have powers of levitation and telekinesis.
That if you learn this, you’ll have powers of mental teleportation, and the ability to temporarily freeze time.
Money Back Guarantee?
But his instruction costs over $10,000 a month.
So his dojo is always empty.
But he acts like he’s teaching a full room.
He even stops and gives advice and tips to imaginary people.
Of course, some people say they aren’t imaginary.
They they are real.
And he is preparing his army of invisible assassins for world domination.
Right Under Your Nose
If you driving somewhere big and flat, and you see some undeveloped land that is fenced off, but isn’t for sale, and isn’t owned by the government, chances are it’s a compound for the mole people.
Lately, they’ve been building these large underground complexes made out of shipping containers.
They are linked up together so it’s like an underground mall.
And most of the work online, doing freelance work or some kind of affiliate marketing.
Maybe People You Know
Many of them are famous YouTube people, but since they are always filming from their room, it’s hard to tell they are really an underground, sun fearing, mole person.
They come out at night to do their shopping, and hang out in bars or wherever.
They like living nearby 24 hours supermarkets, so if you see somebody at three in the morning buy a box of frozen burritos or maybe some day old fried chicken from the deli section, it’s probably a mole person.
The first thing he did was make everybody where stilts.
They have to be at least 6 inches high.
High heels don’t count.
The stilts have to be made out of wood, and they have to be home made.
You can’t buy them online.
Don’t Get Lost In The Flood
His first act of mayor was to declare that a flood was coming.
But it would only go up to four or five inches.
And that if the citizens wore stilts, they would survive, while the rest of the world would drown.
The strange is that everybody believed him.
Now they all talk excitedly about the coming five inch flood that is going to kill everybody except for them.
And strangely enough, this increased excitement has revitalized the economy.
So maybe stilts is the answer.
One Month Black Belt
Their goal is to have a one month training program.
To put people in a deep state of hypnosis.
And hook them up to electro-muscle stimulation equipment.
And have them watch accelerated kung fu training that is calibrated to their muscle stimulation.
So after a month of intense TV hypnosis Kung Fu Training, they actually will know kung fu.
Eventually, they want to create a kung fu factory, where they can process thousands of people per month.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.