Pre Inspection Failure
A friend of mine bought a house recently, but then he found out it was haunted.
It wasn’t an angry ghost, it wasn’t looking for revenge or for help to solve an old murder.
He was just stuck in the bureaucracy, waiting to get to the after life.
When they built this system that passes souls from the living to the dead, they didn’t intend on this much capacity.
So the amount of randomly haunted houses have been increasing.
Once he explained his situation, and that he didn’t know how long he’d be tied to that Earthly residence, they figured they’d make the best of it.
I had a neighbor once that had a really bad problem with ghosts.
She never figured out who they were or where they came from, only that they were very, very annoying.
They never appeared, or invisibly dragged her up the stairs or made knives sporadically fly around.
She suspected they were some kind of construction crew.
But they only made noise when she was just about to drift into sleep.
Like when you feel tired, you lay down on the bed, it feels so good to relax.
To good to just turn off your mind and let your thoughts slowly shift.
From thinking thoughts to watching thoughts.
Kind of like leaves lazily drifting down from a tree into your backyard.
When it feels to comfortable to just relax, and watch the thoughts drifting by.
Feeling so lazy, so comfortable, that you don’t need to even think these thoughts, just watching them drift down, all the way down, is enough.
When you are just about to let go, when you’re unconscious mind, begins to take over.
That’s when the hammering would start.
Like they could read her mind or something.
Occult Cleaning Services
Once there was this cleaning lady that had a scam going with some clairvoyant ghost hunters.
She would charge a very cheap price, and do a very good job.
Then once the homeowners would trust her enough to leave her alone, then she’d perform some kind of black magic, summoning ritual.
That would attract a bunch of ghosts, but it would be a kind of time delay thing.
She’d have some kind of excuse why she couldn’t clean that house any more.
So she’d be gone for at least a couple of months before the angry evil spirits would show up.
Not The Career She’d Hope For
There is this hypno-therapist that is very underhanded and manipulative.
When she was very young, just starting to learn about hypnosis, when she was just starting to learn what you can do with hypnosis, she had big dreams.
She wanted to heal people.
She wanted to become famous, to write books, to go on talk shows, and be celebrated as a world famous healer.
But that never happened.
After ten years, most of her clients wanted only one of three things.
One, they wanted to get her to agree that their problems weren’t their fault.
Two, they just wanted prescription medication.
Or three, they only saw her as an entertainer that would put them in a trance and tell them wonderful stories about how much sex and love they were just about to get.
So she devised a very, very lucrative scam with an associate of hers.
First she would hypnotize them to love being hypnotized, so they would keep coming back.
And due to deepening effects of fractionation, by the third or fourth session, she would have them so deep she could put in any post hypnotic suggestions she wanted.
And now only would they be completely obedient to these suggestions, but they would never associate these suggestions with her or even with hypnosis.
And all the hypnotic suggestions would be on one topic, of premature ejaculation.
That as soon as they got an erection, they would immediately have an orgasms.
Gotta Fix This
This of course, would become a problem.
So they would seek solutions for the premature ejaculating penis.
And this hypnotist had already made a deal with the premature ejaculation specialists in the area, so she would get all kinds of kickbacks.
Once the ghosts had taken root, they would start to feel terrified.
Then his clever but particularly evil house cleaner would make money on one of several ways.
One would be that the homeowners would call some anti-ghost clairvoyants, which means she would get a kickback.
Two, they would flee the house in terror, in which case she’d get a kickback from her house flipper friends.
Three, they would flee the house but not sell it, in which case all her burglar friends would come take all the expensive jewelry.
I’m not sure how she got them to stop, but they stopped hammering as soon as she’d fallen asleep or something.
I think it had something to do with another house that a priest blessed by accident, which ended up sending the construction ghosts to the wrong place.
Eventually he became famous on both YouTube and TikTok.
He would film people in public while his ghost friend would mess with them.
Knock over their glasses in restaurants.
Undo the bra straps of largely endowed females.
They even made quite a lot of money playing in poker tournaments in Vegas.
They developed a kind of sign language system, so the ghost friend would stand behind the other players and tell him what cards he had.
Unfortunately, when his number came up he just vanished.
And so did his Vegas, YouTube and TikTok money, which meant he had to back to his regular job.
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