Once there was a man.
With a prized collection.
Of old liquor bottles.
Filled with old liquor.
Some from pirate ships.
Some from the Roman empire.
One day, he noticed something strange.
The liquor was slowly evaporating.
How Does It Escape?
Bit by Bit.
So he encased the liquor bottles
In bullet proof Plexiglas.
But they were still slowly evaporating
A few nano-liters every week.
He consulted experts.
Chemists, biologists and scientist.
None of them could solve the mystery.
So finally, he consulted an occultist.
Who had a seance and talked to spirits.
And his house was filled.
With ghost pirates.
And the ghosts of roman soldiers.
Who had come back from the dead.
To collect their liquor.
That had aged like fine wine.
And had developed the capability.
To bring Romans and ancient Pirates.
Back from the dead.
To rise again.
Once there were a group of friends.
That loved to have parties.
And they loved to compete.
But they are not normal.
Not like most people.
They liked to push things.
To extreme levels of silliness.
Often they would have baking parties.
Or eating parties.
Or perhaps baking and eating contests.
The host would prepare the raw materials.
To be baked.
Random dished filled with random things.
Salt, flour and sugar.
Mustard, kim chee and fish sauce.
Wasabi paste, onions and tabasco sauce.
Whoever was picked to bake the cake.
No Seeing Or Smelling
Would wear a blindfold.
And a clothespin on their nose.
And put random ingredients.
In a baking dish.
And they would bake it for 45 minutes.
AT three hundred and seventy five degrees.
When it was finished baking.
Winner Take All
Each participant would put in $1000.
And each person would take a bite.
Whoever took the most bites.
Would get all the money.
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