Let’s Change Things Up
There were these two butchers who decided to make a bet.
They wanted to replace some of the meat with tofu, and see if the customers would notice.
Much to their surprise, nobody noticed.
So they kept slowly replacing the meat with carefully flavored tofu.
Learn All Hypnosis
There was a hypnotist who went through several layers of hypnosis.
First, he learned to hypnotize people so they would buy things.
He could use hypnosis to sell magazine subscriptions.
Then to use hypnosis to sell cars.
Then to sell things that didn’t exist yet.
Things people dreamed about.
Things people fantasized about.
Then he used hypnotize to install powerful sexual desires.
To use hypnosis to seduce strippers.
To use hypnosis to seduce gorgeous porn stars.
Even to seduce attractive waitresses.
Need Something More
So he got bored.
So he became a prankster.
He became a reseller of insurance.
Since he was a reseller, he could set the price anywhere he wanted.
So he could afford to sell it very cheaply.
Discount For Cat Lovers
He only chose customers who had cats.
So during the sales presentation, he would hypnotize them so they thought their cats were talking to them.
Of course, their cats would be a reflection of what was already going on in their mind.
Even after the hypnotist left, the cats would continue speaking.
They would ask them simple questions.
What are you going to watch on TV tonight?
What are you going to dream about tonight?
Does your neighbor really want to have sex with you?
Save Money With Tofu
Eventually, they replaced everything with Tofu.
Tofu pork chops.
They probably could have made more money selling to vegetarians.
But this was a lot more fun.
So much fun, they decided to keep doing this.
Once there was an engineer.
He worked to build anti-pest devices.
Things you plug into your wall that emit a sub-acoustic frequency.
Subacoustic for humans.
But very acoustic, and very painful, for certain animals.
He specialized in anti-rooster devices.
For people who lived next to farmers.
And didn’t like being woken up by loud roosters every morning.
And this engineer tried to recalibrate them.
So they would be more effective.
A similar engineer, in a similar industry, was not so helpful.
He designed similar sub acoustic devices but not for roosters.
For rats, mice and other pests that are living in your house.
Pests that come out when you are sleeping.
They know precisely where to hide.
But this engineer was very angry.
I Keep The Rats Away
Particularly he was trying to meet girls.
They see his nice clothes, his nice jewelry, and his handsome face.
They would ask what he did for a living.
He would tell them he helped to keep away the rats.
That made him seem creepy, so they distanced themselves.
Rats Are Everywhere
Of course, he blamed demand not supply.
He blamed all the people too lazy to hunt down and kill their own rats.
So he re-calibrated all their devices.
So they would not only get rid of rats and mice.
You Got Rats?
But they would attract crows.
So the people’s houses would be surrounded by crows.
And all their neighbors would think they were occultists.
Practitioners of black magic and witchcraft.
Nobody ever made the connection.
And he has his revenge.
Need More Silence
He tried to increase their resistance to roosters.
But it had an unexpected side effect.
It did silence the roosters.
But it installed amnesia in all the farmers.
No Roosters – No Corn
Soon they forgot how to grow corn.
They forgot how to grow wheat.
They forgot hot to crow potatoes.
But the roosters were very, very quiet.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.