Original Earth Cult
Once upon their was an ancient cult.
They lived long before recorded history.
Some say these were advanced humans from Atlantis.
Some say these were aliens from another world.
There were only one dozen of them.
And they lived in a large open field.
Hallucinated Into Existence
And meditated and chanted.
And from the depth of their hallucinating minds.
They created a hierarchy of gods.
And the more they chanted.
The more these gods became real.
Once these gods were tangible and powerful creatures.
These original twelve archetypes.
Left these gods in charge.
This original hierarchy of gods.
Have presented themselves to all cultures.
In different forms and ideas and representations.
Mythological creatures, aliens and angels.
Gods On Call
And these gods can appear at any time.
When you chant to them or beseech them.
And if you give them the proper respect and homage.
They will do your bidding.
They will smite thine enemies.
Give comfort and support to your friends.
And lead you to the truth.
Of who you really are.
Ex Unicorn Builders
Once their was a group of pranksters.
Who had become very rich creating tech startups.
They were tired of dealing in unicorns.
And wanted something more fun.
So they all retired from business.
Cabin In The Hills
And built a large cabin on a large meadow up high in the mountains.
At first they only relaxed.
Went fishing, meditated and smoked marijuana.
But soon they became bored.
They needed to create something new.
Something from scratch.
So they carefully studied ancient history.
The common themes among all mythology.
And they decided to invent a collection of gods.
Based on the most common archetypes.
And they created a backstory for these gods.
Based on historical and ancient cities.
Soon they had developed a collection of rituals.
Prayers and chants and ceremonies.
That they dedicated to these false gods.
Made up from scratch.
Fake God Communication
Somehow, word of these new religion reached the masses.
And from all parts of the world pilgrims came.
To make offerings of money and animals sacrifices.
To these previous tech geniuses.
The new gods of humanity.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.