Don’t Fall For It
There is this group of ultra rich, high tech pranksters.
These guys were born at the right time, in the right place, with the right brains.
They were never forced by their environment to grow up.
They all went to high school together, and due to their intelligence, they never had to study to get all A’s.
And they dropped out their first year in college, since their inventions were all making them millions.
By the time they were in their mid twenties, they were all billionaires.
So now they invent things, and sell them at a huge loss, but only as a prank.
Too Good To Be True
Their latest invention is a pair of seduction glasses.
They are marketed as a pair of glasses that listens to what any girl you are talking to says.
Then it quickly searches an online data base, and within microseconds flashed a few potential responses up on the screen.
Allegedly, according to the marketing, it is a fast learning, feedback based system that matches the responses to your own personality.
All you have to do is wear them for a week or so, and interact with others as you normally do.
So when you do find yourself in the front of a gorgeous girl, they will tell you exactly what to say so you have the highest possible chance of having sex in the shortest amount of time.
Underground Haystack Maze
There is this very strange haystack maze somewhere on the border between North and South Dakota.
Nobody knows who build it, and it’s kind of hard to find.
The only place you can park is by an abandoned farmhouse about a mile away.
But the maze is huge, it has a lot of underground tunnels.
The tunnels look ancient, so nobody knows who started this maze, or who continued it.
Haunted Paradox House
These mathematicians from MIT tried to create a haunted house, but only with math paradoxes.
It wasn’t really supposed to be haunted, just a kind of gimmick to get kids interested in math.
The house is built kind of like a funhouse, with mirrors every where.
But each room, or section, has a math paradox.
Like how fractals have infinite circumference but finite surface area.
Or how there are an infinite number of both rational and irrational numbers between zero and one.
No Way This Is True
But if you chose one at random, even an infinite number of times, you’d get an irrational number every single time.
Meaning that the infinite number of irrational numbers is infinitely larger than the infinite number of rational numbers.
But what happened was that they somehow, accidentally messed up the brain’s thinking process.
So when you finish this, your brain will have forgotten everything.
Not just who you are, but what language is.
So by the time you leave, you can’t speak or understand anything other than a bunch of colors and sounds.
Self Awareness Discovery
But then you slowly regain your humanity over the next few minutes.
Researchers suggest this is an accelerated experience of evolution.
That you get to experience, within your single mind and your single experience, of what it was like for the collective consciousness to slowly develop self awareness.
Never Leave Home Again
There’s a very advanced company that is building not only advanced refrigerators but advanced food delivery systems.
The new fridges will have an interface on the back, connected via micro-delivery tubes to a central chemical processing plant.
The idea is you key in the type of food you like, and the raw components will be sent through the tubes, to the small processing unit on the back of your fridge.
Couch To Fridge To Couch
Then the menu item will appear inside your fridge within minutes.
They have to build in the infrastructure, but they expect to have this in major cities within 5-10 years.
Of course, conspiracy theorists say this is a trap.
To lure people to the city.
To get them hooked on in-fridge delivery systems.
That this instant food delivery system, when coupled with mass surveillance, will create an opportunity of instant punishment.
Like if you drop any f-bombs in your own home, for example, your calories will be cut down by 500 for that particular day.
Once they realized that this accelerated self awareness came with a significant increase in paranormal abilities, the government seized it.
Now they are using it to train CIA assassins.
Another mathematical invention by good natured people has been weaponized.
Where’d This Ocean Come From?
Some say that if you follow a pre-destined path through the underground tunnels, you’ll end up on some beach somewhere.
You’ll come out of a cliff, onto the sand, and see the ocean.
Nobody has really figured out where the beach is.
Nobody has been brave enough to walk very far.
Because they have to go back inside the tunnel, go back the way they came, so they can get back to North Dakota where their car is parked.
One Long Set Up
What the device really does is embarrass the crap out of the wearer.
As soon as the guy is sitting in front of his dream girl, expecting the magic glasses to tell him exactly what to say to get into her pants, the glasses shift into prank mode.
So she’ll really say something like:
“So, uh, tell me about yourself. What do you do for a living?”
But the glasses will make it seem like she says:
Kicked In The Nuts
“Please, reach over, and grab my boobies, and I promise I’ll give you the best blowjob you’ve ever had.”
And these super genius ultra rich pranksters are always live streaming these events.
So you can see her slapping the crap out of him from plenty of different angles.
First person, where it feels like you are saying bad things and getting slapped.
And from all the different security cameras that they’ve hacked.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.