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Once there was a scientist.
Who studied quantum mechanics.
The various properties.
Of orbital states.
Of electrons.
Of hydrogen atoms.
One night.
After smoking marijuana.
Didn’t See That Before
And looking up at the stars.
In his backyard.
He noticed a statistical symmetry.
Between quantum probability.
And start distributions.
This gave him an idea.
To build a translation program.
Between the human brain.
And the brain of quantum probability.
To solve Schroedinger’s equation.
Alien Communication
With subconscious telepathy.
While finding solution states.
He was visited.
In his dreaming state.
By alien intelligence.
Representing all sentient beings.
In the known universe.
Wondering what he’d found.
Increase Inefficiency Please
Once there was an engineer.
Who was tasked to create.
A traffic algorithm.
To find the best possible routes.
For city busses.
To save money on petrol.
To save time and increase efficiency.
So Far So Good
In the first year.
He saves twenty percent.
Of the municipal budget.
And eighteen percent.
Of the bus driving time.
Of course the city.
Redistributed Inefficiency
Doesn’t exist by spending less.
They exist by spending more.
So they trained the laid off bus drivers.
To be drivers education teachers.
And require all holders of drivers licenses.
To take a retraining course.
Every year.
This increased the traffic.
Which was saved by the engineer.
Taking inefficiency from part of government.
And moving it to another party of government.
The engineer felt used and manipulated.
For the increase in mayhem.
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