Once there was this old lady, who was a famous storyteller.
Nobody knew what kind of career she had, even though there were several rumors.
Some say she was a high ranking member of the MK Ultra program.
Others say she worked with the advertising industry in their advanced brainwashing division.
Whatever she did in her past, she is a genius storyteller who tells stories to children at local libraries.
She never brings any books, she always talks to the kids, and elicits their fears, hopes and dreams and comes up with a story on the spot.
But she also tells a separate story, on a separate level, to all the parents who are watching in the background.
And she gives two levels of post hypnotic suggestions, one for the children, to be good students, do their algebra homework, don’t have sex or do drugs, and brush their teeth every night.
But she gives a completely separate set of commands to the adults, commands that are much deeper, and much more complex.
There’s this old lady who is always throwing dinner parties.
The same people come, and they eat the same thing, but she always hypnotizes them so they forget.
It’s kind of a private game she enjoys playing.
Before she hypnotizes them with amnesia, she hypnotizes them using a very slippery slope sales hypnosis.
She starts by convincing them that eating obscure meat from obscure animals is a sign of upper class nobility.
She she slides them right down the slippery slope, leveraging the ancient human desire to feel superior to one’s peers.
She ends up convincing that eating meat from stray cats is a sure sign of moral, intellectual and social superiority.
Then she feeds them a cat stew, even showing them the cats that she guts cooks and serves to them.
Instead of them being horrified, they feel they are part of a very elite inner circle of some kind.
Angry Hospital Guy
Once there was this hospital worker.
He always wanted to be a doctor, but he could never pass the entrance test to medical school.
He even flunked out of nursing school and all the technician jobs.
So the only job he could get was a janitor.
And he got his revenge by sneaking into the autopsy room and shaving off pieces of meat from murder victims.
They have this skateboard park that used to be a golf course.
They took out all the grass, and covered it in cement.
So now kids can ride skateboards up and down the long slow hilly slopes of the fairways.
And they replaced the nineteenth hole with a donut shop.
Something About Chocolate
Curiously the donut shop only sells chocolate donuts.
And they have a very large TV screen that is only showing astronomy documentaries.
Word is they are trying to convince the kids that studying astronomy and astrophysics can lead to enlightenment.
Or perhaps they know something we don’t, and they are trying to convince everybody, starting with skater kids, that astronomy is the only way to save us.
That mastering astronomy and planetary motion will lead to insights unavailable to the common office worker.
That only after riding up and down long slow cement hills can one fully appreciate the beauty of science.
So far, nobody has a theory about the chocolate donuts.
He sneaks the human meat into the cafeteria.
This particular hospital is fairly famous for the Mexican food you can get in the cafeteria.
So when this failed doctor finishes his shift, and eats some untainted vegetable soup in the cafeteria, he gets a little bit of satisfaction by watching the doctors eat some shredded beef and human tacos.
You Ate Your Neighbor’s Pet
After they ingest the cat meat, then the lady lowers the boom.
She shows them a bunch of pictures of children, and tells them they just ate these poor children’s cats.
This, of course, is just a lie.
They really did eat stray cats, and the pictures of kids she pulled off the Internet.
She just likes see their looks of disgust before hypnotizing them with deep amnesia.
The amnesia is so deep, that they forget this completely.
So they come every Saturday night, and have this same experience.
But each time they believe it’s their first.
Wanna Buy Some?
A week after she leaves town, people come by selling inexpensive jewelry door to door.
Because of the dual level post hypnotic suggestions, this serves two purposes.
One is to covertly remind the kids of the stories.
The second is to remind the parents of their responsibilities.
Dual Induction Feedback
She does this not to make money, but as a kind of feedback system of how well her dual layer post hypnotic suggestions are being taken.
She knows this based on the kind of and the amount of jewelry they buy.
So she can always tweak her storytelling skills to create a much more profound effect for her grateful audience.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.