Once there was a scientist.
Studying solid state physics.
The mathematics was difficult.
So, one day.
He came up with a new theory.
A theory he borrowed from quantum physics.
The hole theory.
Instead of seeing a small object.
Packed with many, many particles.
He was the object packed.
With only a few holes.
Holes with zero mass and charge.
Zero spin, charm and strangeness.
No up or down quarks to consider.
This theory worked perfectly well.
So well, this hole theory.
See Nails Everywhere
This scientist tried to apply it everywhere.
At the donut shop.
At the golf course.
At the basketball course.
At the drill factory.
At the supermarket.
Even in his own brain.
He began to see so many holes.
The entirety of reality vanished.
Ghosts Of Finance
My friend had a seance.
To call in various spirits.
But he wasn’t a psychic.
Or a trained medium.
He was only hoping to get an edge.
In the FOREX markets.
Covering All Bases
So he bought plenty of equipment.
To help him bridge the gap.
Between the human dimension.
And the ghost dimension.
Various Ouija boards.
Various brands of tarot cards.
Various pendants and candles.
Symbols of witchcraft and the occult.
Use Any Spell That Works
The summoning spells were similarly haphazard.
Gods of Norse mythology.
Of bronze age superstitions.
Dead relatives from friends and neighbors.
And random names.
Chosen from the graveyard.
Many, many spirits were called.
And many, many spirits responded.
They weren’t interested in Forex.
They were interested in taking up residence.
In your brain.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.