Our Job Sucks
Once there was a group of pranksters.
At first, they were only looking for something fun to do.
And while they discussed this idea.
It began to evolve.
From an enjoyable past time.
To a highly calibrated prank.
And a profitable business endeavor.
These were all young professionals.
Conscientious, courteous, well spoken.
But they didn’t get a lot of satisfaction from their jobs.
So they created a new way to make money.
A new way to express their creativity.
A new way to scam the gullible public.
But not for a lot of money.
Penny Here Penny There
They would scam a little bit of money from a lot of people.
First, they could create an artificial church.
Starting with a fake website.
And a fake history, fake pastor, and fake theory of Jesus.
Then they would print out pamphlets and business cards.
And go into a neighborhood they’d never been to before.
And dress in fine clothing, and speak in fine words.
With honest and open compassion and solicitation.
Hi, We’re Here From Jesus
They would say they were collecting valuable objects.
But only ones the homeowners could part with.
And they would sell them for charity.
Backed by their church and their theory of Jesus.
They would do this for two weeks.
Once they had collected many goods from friendly homeowners.
They would move to a different section of the same city.
Pick Up And Deliver
An equally affluent section in a different location.
Then they would go door to door as before.
But this time, they would be selling instead of receiving.
The pitch would be the same.
Selling common house hold items for a good cause.
They would even give suggestions on what to do with these items.
What’s Yours Is Yours
Give it as a gift to a colleague or coworker.
Sell it on eBay and make a potential profit.
After two weeks of selling, after two weeks of collecting.
They would have several thousand dollars.
They spoke very eloquently and professionally.
At the same time, emotionally and hypnotically pleasing.
To elicit more money from these happy homeowners.
Who wanted to be friends with Jesus.
Paid Travel Plan
Then they would move on to the next city.
And repeat this process.
This allowed them to travel around the country.
Staying in fine hotels.
Every few months, they would take a break.
To return home and enjoy a month off.
Where they would smoke a lot of marijuana.
And allow the next idea to formulate.
Super Secret MLM
Once there was a networking marketing company.
Nobody knew what they sold, or how they sold it.
Only the name, and the several rumors surrounding them.
To join this network marketing company, you had to be invited.
You had to receive a special letter in the mail.
Saying that we want you.
We admire your skills and ambition and dedication.
We’ve been watching you for some time.
Only Special People Need Apply
You have something very….
Special.
Which is why we’d like you to come to a meeting.
A first step in what we hope will be a long and mutually profitable relationship.
The first information session was very vague.
But very promising.
They would tell you how much power you had.
Deep inside your mind.
Deep inside your soul.
But only with the proper training can this power be leveraged.
Significantly Underachieving
Leveraged for great magic and sexual power.
But only if you are patient.
Only if you pass our tests.
For the next year, they were tested and trained.
Told stories about ancient archetypes and magic.
Gods of sex and gods of love.
And given very penetrating tests.
That inevitably ended in amnesia.
Finally, after a year, you will be accepted.
Enter The Good Stuff
And you will learn the secrets of covert hypnosis.
Covert love hypnosis.
Covert sex hypnosis.
Covert magic hypnosis.
And then once accepted, you would go door to door.
And find homeowners who were home alone.
And explain that you were spreading ideas about a new church.
May We Come In?
And ask politely if it would be OK to come inside.
Their body and their mind.
Then you would perform a ritual.
First by hypnotizing and mesmerizing them.
Them delivering to them extraordinary amounts of sexual energy.
And under this sexual spell of hypnosis, the ceremony would be performed.
An extraordinary amount of sex energy.
Energy Into Matter
Would be created and transmuted.
Into great riches and profound abundance.
The homeowner would be left with enormous love and ambition.
To create something new.
They would inevitably go on to do wonderful things.
And this network marketing group, an ancient organization.
Would continue to flourish.
And prosper in both financial riches and sexual abundance.
But only if you are pure.
And only if you can be trained and pass the tests.
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