Accidental Riches
Once there was an engineer.
Who discovered a secret hack.
To disable the camera.
Of an ATM machine.
And automatically.
Empty the machine of all the money.
Based on the geometric location.
The longitude and the latitude.
Of the ATM machine.
Too Good To Be True
He did this for several months.
Taking thousands of dollars each time.
Until, one day.
He was picked up.
By men in a black van.
And taken to a secret interrogation location.
Where he was asked many questions.
About how, specifically.
He found the ATM hack.
End Of The Road
Unfortunately.
He didn’t give him the answers he wanted.
They thought he was a spy.
Who had accidentally discovered.
The secret CIA.
Money acquisition system.
They wiped his brain completely.
And emptied his bank account equally completely.
Potato Revenge
Once there was a potato farmer.
Who went to see a local fair.
And in the local fair.
Was a hypnotist.
And the hypnotist.
Was trying to flirt with a lady.
In the front row.
But the potato farmer.
In the back row.
Seriously Dude?
Kept heckling her.
So, the hypnotist.
Invited the potato farmer.
Up to the front.
And put him under a deep, deep state of hypnosis.
So deep.
He didn’t remember anything.
And when he woke up.
He had a strange belief installed
In his brain.
That in many of his potatoes.
Were gold coins.
So he rushed home.
My Precious
And started cutting open his potatoes.
Looking for the gold.
That wasn’t there.
Until his potatoes were no more.
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