Clever Long Gamer
Once there was a prankster.
A very, very shrewd prankster.
A very long game prankster.
He was an insurance salesman.
And had many, many products.
Many, many upsells and add ons.
But instead of selling things.
One the first visit.
Lay The Groundwork
He would hypnotize the clients.
During the in home visit.
But he only called upon.
Cat owners.
And under a state of hypnosis.
Very wonderful hypnosis.
He would implant many, many.
Post hypnotic suggestions.
Connecting commands.
To their cat.
Cat Commands
Every time you see your cat.
You’ll want to buy insurance.
Every time you hear your cat.
You’ll want to buy insurance.
Every time you feed your cat.
You’ll want to buy insurance.
Every time you feel your cat.
You’ll want to buy insurance.
Books Not Covers
Once there was a woman.
A very, very terrifying woman.
A very, very scary woman.
Who lived on a long street.
In an old neighborhood.
And in the street.
Lived many, many children.
And whenever the children.
Gaze Of Doom
Looked at the old woman.
She gazed at them with seeming hatred.
Terrible and horrifying hatred.
So the children were terrified.
Of going near her house.
And every time.
They accidentally kicked a ball.
On her front lawn.
She’s Gonna Kill Us!
They ran home crying.
To get their parents.
To retrieve their ball.
Unknown to the children.
Or the adults.
She was ancient.
But she not evil.
She was an angel of protection.
Living on top of soul consuming evil.
Put into the dirt by Satan himself.
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