Wake And Bake
I have these two really weird friends.
One morning, after waking and baking, they’d decided to have a two person random walk elimination contest.
They would go outside and start walking, with only a few rules.
First, every other corner they’d come to, they’d go straight.
And on the corners they didn’t go straight on, they’d flip a coin.
If it was heads, they’d go left.
If it was tails, they’d go right.
And if they passed by any restaurants that sold tacos, they’d each have to buy one.
And if they passed by a convenience store, they could get supplies, water, alcohol, nachos, and use the toilet.
Otherwise, they had to stick to the plan.
Whoever wanted to bail out first would have to pay for their Uber home.
Drunken Spud Man
Once there was a potato farmer that went to his local country fair.
He’d been having a good time, drinking some beers and playing some games.
Then he went into tent to see a hypnosis show.
Normally the hypnosis was pretty on point, but that particular evening he was a little off balance.
There was a very gorgeous woman in the front row that was heavily flirting with him.
Beauty Does It Every Time
This made him an easy target for the drunken potato farmer.
The drunken potato farmer started heckling him from the back row.
This made the hypnotist angry, so he called him to the front for a demonstration.
This was he slipped back into his strong framed, hypnotic brain bending self.
You Have Hidden Gold
He hypnotized the farmer and said that inside one of his potatoes would be a very rare gold coin.
If he found it himself, he would be rich beyond measure.
But he sold it, whoever found it would be rich beyond measure.
Everybody Must Obey Me
Once there was a small town that suddenly became power hungry.
The city council set out a decree that every thing would have to be square.
Everybody agreed, but only because they made the common power hungry mistake.
Of thinking that everybody else, except them, is going to do the thing they think that everybody else will do on account of their self deceptive based moral authority.
Conjure Some Helpers
There is a very powerful kind of archetype meditation.
First you choose three of Jung’s twelve archetypes.
Then you mediate on them ever day for an hour.
Then you use Napoleon Hill’s strategy and talk to them as if they are really.
The critical part comes when they start to develop their own personality.
Most people get a little freaked out at this point and dial it down.
Double Not Dial
But it’s better to double down, and take this technique to its completion.
They will eventually reach escape velocity from your brain, and be entities unto themselves.
But since they are a creation of your brain, they will do your bidding without question.
Meaning you can send them out to rob banks, hold up liquor stores, shoplift you some frozen burritos, whatever you want.
And since these are brain generated hallucinations, they can’t be seen on camera, and they don’t have fingerprints.
And if you practice this meditation long enough, and deep enough, they can even be taught how to teleport.
So anything you like, in the world, can be instantly transported from wherever it is, to your living room.
All you need to do is kick back, smoke a few blunts and watch Netflix.
Show Me Your Squares
The day came for the big reveal.
It was supposed to take place, appropriately, in the town square.
But since everybody had the same idea, meaning that nobody had done the square transformation on anything, but they expected everybody else to, it was a disaster.
It quickly escalated into an anarchistic cannibalization catastrophe.
Within a few hours the entirety of the town had consumed itself.
Must. Find. Gold.
He once he left the stage, he immediately ran home.
He spent the next several weeks digging up his potatoes and looking for the non-existent gold coin.
Meanwhile, back at the hypnosis tent, the hypnotist and the hot lady sitting in the front row lived happily ever after.
The last I heard from my friends was about an hour after their experiment started.
I could tell they were still high from their wake and bake, but I got the gist of their contest.
Unfortunately, nobody has heard from them since.
This was about six months ago, and nobody has any idea where they are.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.