There’s a theory about how to get energy from a black hole.
It involves sending something close to a black hole, and using the slingshot effect to orbit once around the black hole.
As it does so, it picks up, or it can pick up energy through various energy collection devices that haven’t been invented yet.
There’s this wizard that lives in a cave, and has for a long time.
He’s not really a wizard, or even magic, and he survives by people brining him food regularly.
But he’s developed a new type of thinking process, and because of this, he’s hallucinated himself a whole group of archetypical helpers.
Starting thinking like is a bit difficult, so you need to start thinking slowly and build up momentum.
You also need a specific kind of momentum to maximize this thinking process.
Gotta Be Invited
There is, allegedly, a huge underground strip club.
Not just a strip club, but a casino, a lounge, game center and several red light type businesses.
They are all located in the same building on different floors.
But in order to access this strip club, you need an invitation and you have to pass the vetting process.
There is this small city that, for reasons nobody could have predicted, ending up being populated largely by gangsters.
There’s nothing in this town that the gangsters are particularly interested in, only the location.
From within this small town, they can operate their gangster based businesses in many larger, nearby cities.
But as gangsters tend to do, they soon overtook and controlled the garbage collection business.
We Need To Stop This
This meant that city was soon spending way more than it’s budget to bribe all these gangsters.
The solution was to get rid of the entire garbage collection business.
So they created this gigantic chamber, an underground cylinder that is about twenty yards across.
And the people of the town come by and drop all their garbage in this large cylinder.
Then a huge hydraulic press squishes the garbage periodically.
After a few weeks, they have a large disc that is twenty yards across and about a half foot high.
They stack these discs on top of one another, out of the way.
Since they didn’t want to attract the unwanted attention of the federal garbage authorities, they didn’t say what this disc was.
Soon the discs were stacked very high, and became a tourist attraction.
Where’d This Come From?
Now people come from around the world to marvel at this strange object.
Since they never explained its origins, people have started to create large metaphorical stories around this huge pile of what used to be trash.
Some of these stories are pretty interesting, I have to admit.
If you are ever lucky enough to get an invitation and pass the extensive background check, you’ll show up.
But all you’ll see is this broken down shack on this large piece of undeveloped land.
Here Comes The Rock Salt
If you are brave enough to go in this shack, which looks like it’s either haunted or housing some old guy is going to come out with a shotgun and start indiscriminately shooting, all you’ll see is a big trap door.
If you open the door and go down, maybe all the way down, you’ll finally gain access to this very huge, and very literally underground adult entertainment complex.
He said that if you think in terms of angular momentum, you can create much more complex thoughts.
Imaginary Brain Numbers
Since your brain is essentially a thought resonance chamber, the brainwaves are essentially standing waves inside your mind.
Linear thoughts then, are very limited.
But once you think based on angular momentum, the mathematics describing the standing waves become more complex.
Meaning they straddle the real plane and the complex plane.
Which, of course, allows you to leverage the power of i, or the square root of negative one.
Angle For Grant Money
Obviously, we’ll never go to a black hole.
The energy it would take to get to a black hole would be a kajillion times more than the energy we’d get from the black hole.
So this idea of getting energy from a black hole is likely some kind of angle to get more government funding.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.