Once there were two friends.
They loved each other very much.
And they were very competitive.
They would have contests for everything.
Who could tie their shoes the fastest.
Who could make the most delicious popcorn.
Who could get the cutest girl’s phone number.
Who could get the best score on their algebra test.
Let’s Try Something New
One day, they decided to create a new contest.
One never before tried.
And one nobody would ever try again.
They devised a cooking contest.
But the only cooking utensil allowed.
Would be a chainsaw operating a high speeds.
They made chainsaw scrambled eggs.
The heat of the chainsaws cooking the eggs.
The made chainsaw stew.
In the forest and the fields.
Cutting the vegetables directly from the plants.
And the bacon directly from the pork bellies.
Mixing and cooking them.
With the heat and blending capability.
Of the high speed chainsaws.
Kick It Up A Notch
Finally, they decided to take it to one more level.
To create and fly a hot air balloon.
All with an operational chainsaw.
They’ve never been seen since.
Bird House Building Genius
Once there was a hobbyist.
Who built many wonderful things out of wood.
Birdhouses and spice racks.
Tables and chairs.
Sculptures of great artistic importance.
But this hobbyist was unique.
Because he didn’t have any tools.
He would sit in his bare workshop.
And meditate and hallucinate.
Until the tools seemed very real.
In his imaginative mind.
And once he could see his hallucinations.
He would build his woodwork.
He would imagine cutting the wood.
He would imagine sanding the wood.
He would imagine putting the wood together.
He would imagine putting in the finishing touches.
And then he would retreat into his basement.
And meditate some more.
Until the spirits came to him.
And told him his project was complete.
Then the finished product would appear.
As if from nothing.
The finished pieces.
As they were proven to be miraculous.
Beyond human understanding.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.