Old Pals Once there were two friends. They loved each other very much. And they were very competitive. They would have contests for everything. Who could tie their shoes the fastest. Who could make the most delicious popcorn. Who could get the cutest girl’s phone number. Who could […]
Lucky Accidents
Where Am I? I have a friend who likes to drink. He likes to drink, he likes to get drunk, and he likes to stumble around without having any memory of any of this. Once he woke up in an alley. He saw a pair of shoes that looked better than his […]
The Magic Pendant
Shoe Salesman I have a friend who works in a shoe store. He’s worked there for over ten years. When he started he thought it would only be a part time job. A lot of big bookstores are closing. For obvious reasons. A lot of retail is in trouble. But bookstores even more so […]