Bowl After Bowl
I have a friend who is a cereal aficionado
He’s always trying out new types of cereal.
Recently he bought a box and it seemed heavier than normal.
He didn’t understand why until he got home.
Once this guy bought a house.
He got it pretty cheaply, the previous tenant was a hoarder, and had to be taken away because he went inside.
But he figured the house would have been pretty nice should he fix it up a bit.
The first thing he wanted to do was to tear up the foundation.
Once there was this black magic occultist.
He had a two stage evil magic plan.
The first stage was to lure neighborhood cats to his house, where he’d poison them.
Then he’d bury them in his backyard under his avocado tree.
For a long time, there’s been a battle between city hall and some Native Americans over some land.
City Hall wanted to build a library, but only as a testament to their power.
They wanted to put up statues of themselves inside the library.
Eventually, due to their under the table bullying tactics, they won the right to build the library.
The workers were told to keep secret any ancient artifacts they’d find.
And they did.
Secret Spell Books
Deep beneath the Earth was a large chamber filled with ancient texts.
A few of them had been translated into English.
So they kept them, didn’t tell anybody like they were told.
Since they were building a library, they decided to just put the books in the library when it was finished.
So now there are these ancient spell books in the public library.
Nobody knows what kinds of spells they are.
He found a large chest, filled with gold coins.
But the cold coins had some kind of writing on them.
Writing that nobody could ever decipher.
Which is likely why the original homeowner went insane.
He has dinner parties occasionally.
And he serves various recipes that contain avocado.
And when they eat the avocado, the evil spell energy is translated to his dinner guests.
Who become cannibals and serial killers.
Or sometimes they just go insane.
Free Energy Watch
In the box he found a gold watch.
It didn’t have any kind of brand, so he took it to a jeweler.
He didn’t figure out who built the watch, or when.
It Keeps Going and Going
But it didn’t have any kind of winding structure, or any other energy structure.
But the watch kept perfect time.
Even though nobody knows what kind of energy powers this watch.
Or why somebody decided to put it into a box of cereal.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.