Too Smart To Study
I saw an interview by a professor who’d written a book based on the best attempts he’d seen at cheating.
The best one, according to him, was a guy that showed up with two blue books, for an essay test.
He spent the entire time writing a letter to his sister in one of the bluebooks.
Then as soon as the test was over, he went to the library.
Old School DJ
There was a young student who was a gifted engineer, as well as a creator of music.
He decided not to become an engineer, as he didn’t think he could stand the corporate culture, even though he really loved science.
And he figured he’d kind of missed the boat of being a DJ, as with electronic music programs so ubiquitous, it was already a very crowded market place.
So while he was being an old school DJ for his college radio station, he started playing around with how to mix in subacoustic subliminal programming messages in the songs he would play on the radio.
He was so fascinated by this, he decided to just become a regular DJ.
So by the time he graduated, he’d made enough contacts to get a regular job as a radio DJ while pursuing his secret hobby.
One of the professors was famous for two things.
Giving out completely easy A’s and B’s, and rambling on absolutely coherently during his lectures.
Some the students showed up, knowing full well they didn’t really need to, just to hear this weird guy go off on all kinds of tangents that didn’t have anything to do with one another.
I Don’t Understand The Question
Even stranger was the final exam.
A bunch of questions that had zero relation to the subject, but required at least fifty words and at least five full sentences, hand written.
This guy had a small organic shop, and due to his excellent marketing techniques he was very successful.
Gigantic Health Food Genius
So successful that expanded into the supermarket business.
But he operated his supermarkets opposite to how most supermarkets are operated.
He refused to comply with the wishes of the processed food industrial complex.
Hunting For Doritos
If you wanted to find processed food, it was way in the back.
Up front were all the fresh ingredients.
Meat, vegetables, fruits and other basic ingredients that you’d buy if you wanted to cook very healthy for yourself.
If you wanted to stay in good shape.
If you wanted to take care of your body.
Customer Encouragement Program
He even had his employees act differently in the different areas of the store.
In the front part, they would be friendly and even greet customers by their name, and go out of their way to help shoppers.
In the back, where they kept all the camouflaged processed death, the employees would shoot death stares at any shoppers who accidentally wandered into the cancer section of the supermarket.
He even hired a research company and did a study.
There was a strong correlation between proximity to any of his supermarkets and high levels of health and sexual vigor.
I Wonder If He Was Running Some Kind Of Angle
Funny thing is one of his previous students wondered how that professor could get away with talking gibberish and handing out A’s.
So they hired a research company to track every student of his, compared to every other student at that school.
And he found a high correlation between people who listened to this gibberish and financial, romantic, sexual and emotional health.
So it appeared that this old weird guy had a method to his madness after all.
He ended up playing in many different large markets.
And he always would put in various subliminal messages in all the music he played.
And he would record the impact of these messages on his listeners.
They were almost always positive.
Lower crime, higher health, better relationships, a much lower divorce rate and a much higher attendance of any religious establishments.
I’m So Clever!
At the library, he wrote the answer to the essay question.
Then he went back to class, told the professor he’d handed in the wrong blue book.
He explained that he’d brought two blue books, just in case, but finished the exam really quickly.
So he decided to use the leftover time to write a letter to his sister.
Of course, since this story ended up in an interview of a professor who wrote a book about cheating attempts that didn’t work, it didn’t work.
The professor said he’d watched him the entire time, and he’d only written in one bluebook.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.