Blind Leading Myself
I went down to the library to find a recipe book I’d been hearing about.
I followed the direction for cheese and onion pizza exactly.
But it came out tasting like crap.
There was this chicken farmer who started talking to his chickens.
Chicken Friendly
Every time he got into a fight with his wife, he’d leave before the argument was over, and would go explain his case to the chickens.
Since he was the one who always fed the chickens, they naturally took his side, every single time.
One theory among astronomers to explain all the discrepancies between theory and reality is the sequestered planet theory.
Hidden Earth
That once upon time, the original extra-terrestrials seeded all the planets in our solar system, like they normally do.
But something between being microbes and homo sapiens.
So they essentially shrouded our planet in a hallucination cloak.
Magic Trick Amulet
There is a talisman that can help to significantly unlock your latent telepathic powers.
It has to be calibrated to your mind body system.
But once it is, the longer you hold this, the more you’ll be able to read the minds of others.
And the more you do that, the easier you’ll be able to implant thoughts.
Hive Mind Hierarchy
This, of course will create dream telepathy, where people in your vicinity start to dream whatever you are dreaming.
Of course, if taken to the extreme, you might end up being the controlling member of the hive mind collective.
Turns out that all the planets of our solar system are teeming with intelligent life.
Life Everywhere
They have a energy shield which serves as an atmosphere, and an energy and air quality maintenance system.
And many of these extra-terrestrials, for fun, play with humans like experimental guinea pigs.
So if you’ve ever been abducted, or have felt a presence watching you while you sleep, or if any unwanted thoughts that you couldn’t get rid of popped into your mind, it was them.
Chicken Revolution
After a while she started the chickens were conspiring against her.
Even going so far as planning her death while she slept, without leaving any evidence.
So she divorced him, and because of this he started to eat his chickens.
Who Soaks A Pizza?
Turns out the editor accidentally mixed two recipes, and they didn’t catch it before publication.
The accident was soaking the raw pizza in soy sauce overnight before cooking it.
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