She Started Sane
Once there was a woman.
Who went from being normal and boring.
To being abnormal and insane.
All through a slide down the slippery slope.
Of the alphabet.
First, she got an idea to organize her cupboards.
So she organized her cupboards.
In alphabetical order.
It’s All Out Of Order
Then she wanted to organize the closets.
Of herself, her husband and her children.
In alphabetical order.
Then she wanted to rearrange the closets on the walls.
In alphabetical order.
But when everything was organized.
There was still some disorder to be found.
Eat By Letter
So she organized her cooking.
In alphabetical order.
But this created a problem.
There weren’t enough letters in the alphabet.
To last for one month.
So on the last days of the month.
That weren’t matched by letters.
Alphabetic Chants
She and her family would chant.
Ancient words of sacred energy.
In alphabetical order.
At first her family thought she was insane.
And should be committed.
But after several months.
They realized her genius.
Through their own telepathic powers.
That continue to grow.
The Two She’s
Once there was a woman.
Who had a friend.
She and she, the two friends.
Decided to find something to do.
Something that was new.
That was done by few.
Or none at all.
This was difficult.
We Need An Angle
As most new things.
Are slight changes from old things.
But without any old things.
It’s hard to make new things.
Unless you are extraordinarily creative.
Or exceptionally non-normal.
I Got It!
One day, they decided.
To open a vitamin store.
But not just regular vitamins.
But new vitamins never heard of before.
They contacted wizards and witches.
And other occult professionals.
Telepathic Vitamins
To bless their new powder.
With powerful powers of telepathy.
And invigorating health benefits.
So that when people would take these vitamins.
The results would be amazing.
And because this was a brand new chemical.
It was completely unregulated.
Their only constraints.
Were to not promise any benefits.
So they relied on word of mouth.
And telepathic marketing techniques.
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