I saw this really cool video about how to make a casserole.
I decided to try it, but a couple of days after I saw it, so I had to go from memory.
I know this guy who does these open mic nights.
But he’s secretly a hypnotist who has deals with the owners of the bars.
This Guy Looks Funny
He starts off like a comedian, but then starts to hypnotize the audience into buying a whole bunch of alcohol.
He splits the profits with the various bar owners.
There’s this surgeon who hates humanity.
She was abused as a child, and bootstrapped her way into medical school.
Hotter and Hotter
But it was a frying pan into the fire kind of thing.
A couple of her professors knew how desperate she was to stay in medical school, so they used that to force her into having sex with them.
My friend works for a contractor the CIA.
They’ve developed this very powerful chemical that gets into your brain through the nose.
It is a gas, but it only needs to be in less than ten parts per million.
They mix it with either cologne or perfume.
Need The Antidote
Whoever wears it needs to have the antidote.
The chemical that is emitted from the cologne or perfume causes instant and temporary amnesia.
Whoever is in the presence of this person will forget everything.
Whoever is in the presence of this person will forget your name.
Whoever is in the presence of this person will have your mind go completely blank.
No Diapers Required
You won’t quite pass out, or crap your pants, and you’ll still be able to stand and breathe, but that’s about it.
He told me the testing was really fun.
So long as there aren’t any security cameras, you can get away with a lot.
Just walk up to people and take their wallet.
Handfuls of Cash
Reach over and grab money out of the cash register.
Walk around a restaurant and eat food off everybody’s plate.
If you can combine this with tech that temporarily shuts off surveillance cameras, you could just walk into a bank, load up a sack of money and walk out.
They are developing it for deep cover agents in foreign countries.
In Case of Prison Break
To keep as a just in case kind of thing.
Or break people out prison.
She gives people just enough anasthesia to paralyze them.
But not enough to knock them out.
She’s A Great Surgeon
Her colleagues with are in the operating room with her just think she’s got this quirky habit of talking to her patients on the operating table.
But she’s actually using some very deep hypnosis to drive them insane.
Not only are they paralyzed, and can feel everything, but while she’s cutting people open, she gives them post hypnotic suggestions to remember this every night.
After everybody in the room is hypnotized, he tells people to drink more alcohol.
Alcohol Leads To Happiness
If you drink more alcohol you’ll have more sex.
If you drink more alcohol you’ll become famous.
If you drink more alcohol people will beg to obey you.
If you drink more alcohol you’ll develop telepathic abilities.
Booze BananasMemories Didn’t Match Expectation
I looked nothing like my memory of this video.
Which probably didn’t match anyway.
So I threw everything in a frying pan and made tacos.
It was actually pretty good.
Unfortunately, since I have no idea how I did this, I can’t remember any of this.
I guess this is what happens when you don’t pay close attention to what’s happening.
Random Brain Patterns
You leave your brain open to complete randomness.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.