Nano Bot Toothpicks
Recently, the toothpick companies have been secretively and experimentally increase their technology.
It turns that on a subatomic surface level, the inter-enamel can create some surprisingly non linear results.
This may explain why, despite routine flossing, brushing and tooth-picking, tooth decay doesn’t see to correlate to any particular variable in anything that doesn’t involve inter-dependent, polynomials.
And whoever can find a solution to this pressing will benefit from the obvious first to market benefits.
But even then, this problem goes much more deeply than most people would care to even consider.
Heads Or Tails?
Most people are familiar with the basic statistics of a coin toss.
Even if you absolutely suck at math, some of the probabilities we deal with on a daily basis are intuitively understandable.
For example, if you asked elementary school kids, they would intuitively understand that tossing a coin twice and getting two heads in a row is pretty easy.
They would understand that it would take longer to get five heads in a row, and even longer to get ten heads in a row.
But even with a basic understanding of high school statistics, you could do some basic calculations to see how many hours you’d have to stand their flipping coins until you got 50 straight heads.
It would be a long time, longer than anybody would ever actually stand there and flip a coin, but it wouldn’t be something that we wouldn’t be able to comprehend.
We all grow up in the modern world where we assume deities or other things that we worship are invisible beings that live in another plane of existence.
Trees are Magic
We would tend to scoff at pagan beliefs that worship nature and other living things that we could see.
But from a basic, day to day life level, worshipping trees would seem to be a very logical entity to choose to worship.
There is this very small community in the North West, that borders two big states.
Keep To Themselves
They aren’t famous for anything they don’t import much and they don’t export much.
They are almost always left out of national discussions, and even a couple times in the last hundred years, they’ve forgotten them on national census.
They seem OK with this, but there is a slight touch of bitterness under the surface.
But the benefits of being a small forgotten community far overwhelm the negatives.
For example, every spring they have a festival as they have for many years.
They get together, set up booth and sell basic carnival food to each other.
It may seem kind of strange, since everybody knows everybody else.
But what they are really doing is hoping somebody wanders in lost.
It doesn’t always happen, and when it does, they don’t always do what they sometimes do, but when they do, they all enjoy it.
Up To The Gods
It’s kind of randomly generated spring festival that happens on its own, as if it’s chosen by the gods.
Of course, they aren’t really religious, and they only use these terms haphazardly.
But when they see an out of towner wandering into their carnival, they are very friendly.
They find out who they are, and where they come from.
They are specifically looking for two particular criteria.
Ask You A Question?
One is that they are lost and didn’t come there on purpose.
Two is nobody knows where they are.
They aren’t connected to any GPS tracking networks, and the last place they used their credit cards was a sufficient distance away.
If they satisfy these criteria, then they give them free food laced with poison.
Secret Death Party
They die, and are buried in one of their crops.
So far they’ve got a couple dozen people buried there.
Since the whole town is in on it, there is no way authorities could ever find out what has happened.
If you grow up in the forest, you’ll tend to see the same trees your entire life.
Trees provide wood for fires.
They provide wood for tools, houses and weapons.
They provide home for other animals like birds and squirrels.
And since their leaves bloom, they are clearly living things.
So worshipping a tree as a deity makes perfect sense.
Eggs And Entropy
If you were to crack and egg and beat it in a bowl it would get all mixed together.
But according to pure probability and thermodynamics, there is slight chance that if you beat that egg long enough, it will reform into it’s original, unbeaten shape.
It’s just that the probability of that actually happening is so small, that every human on Earth could live their entire lives beating an egg and it would never happen.
And since that doesn’t exist in our intuitive mind, it seems impossible.
But it’s not impossible like tossing a coin a hundred times and getting a hundred heads is impossible.
But it would seem that from the standpoint of the human brain, some things only seem impossible because their probabilities are bigger than our imaginations.
Allegedly there is some underhanded shenanigans going on between the toothpick industrial complex and the dental-molar-brainwashing industrial complex.
The government has long been looking for ways to implant brainwave eavesdropping devices into existing molars.
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And the idea of toothpicks being able to interface with tooth enamel from a subatomic level seems a bit too far fetched to believe.
So if you happen to see a big marketing push by some new toothpick company, it’s like a trick.
To get you to voluntarily push nano technology into your molars so the government can not only eavesdrop in on your thoughts, but to implant thoughts in there while you sleep.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.