Street Preacher
I was out wandering around the other day and I saw a street preacher off in the distance.
I could hear the sound of his voice, but I couldn’t make out the words he was saying.
But the crowd was huge, and even from a distance I could taste the charisma hanging in the air.
Toastmasters Hero
I met this retired guy at a toastmasters group.
When he showed up, everybody treated him like a returning hero.
He’s in his mid seventies, lives in his RV and his hobby is traveling around the country, and giving speeches at toastmasters
Corn Dog Tent
I was at this fair, and I wandered into this big tent that was selling a bunch of food.
They had a guy on the outside that looked like he was a carnival barker.
But as I got closer, I discovered he was using some kind of group hypnosis, which seemed to have the purpose of enhancing the enjoyment of the diners.
Corn Dog Equivalency
He was somehow connecting the taste of the food with generally positive emotional states.
The more you eat deep fried corn dogs, the more you’ll feel deep fellowship with your friends.
The more you eat deep fried potatoes, the more you will grow in intelligence.
The more you eat as many chicken nuggets as you can, the more you’ll remember good things.
Fried Food Magic
The more you drink the free flowing alcohol, the more you will be inspired to increase your wisdom and charisma.
The more deep fried snickers bars you eat, the more you’ll get in touch with your higher purpose.
And the more you do this, the more you’ll be able to access the super conscious.
The more popcorn you eat, the more you’ll develop powerfully attractive emotionally intelligence.
Hello Old Friend
I hadn’t eaten a corn dog in a long time.
So I ended up eating two corn dogs, one large order of cheese fries, and an extra large diet doctor pepper.
He became rich in his forties by inventing a new kind of deep frying machine.
RV Deep Frying Genius
One that is used in nearly all fast food restaurants in the world.
And for the past two decades, he’s been traveling around in his RV.
When I got closer, I was a little confused.
What The Frick?
I said to myself, what you are listening doesn’t make any sense.
At first, this seemed like something important.
But as I got closer, I realized he wasn’t a street preacher.
Preach Brother!
Or he was a street preacher, but he was preaching about the benefits of the keto diet, and he was giving our free keto recipes.
I tried a couple and they were pretty good.
Particularly the fake bread made out of mozzarella cheese.
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