Free Agent Toy Hider
Once there was an engineer.
Who specialized in marketing gimmicks.
Of how to sell more products.
With games and prizes.
Or long lasting loyalty programs.
He decided, one day, to become a free agent.
To pitch various ideas to various companies.
Of increasing product sales.
By putting games inside of products.
Very much like children’s cereal.
So he came up with a plan.
One that would merge ideas.
Two For One
Within the survival community.
He copied the idea.
From Willy Wonka.
Of the Golden Tickets.
Inside candy bars.
But instead of putting golden tickets.
Inside candy bars.
He wanted to put gold and silver coins.
Hard To Stack
Inside cans of Spam.
So preppers would buy them.
Hoping they’d get a gold coin.
And perhaps reach positive SPAM ROI.
One can of Spam with a gold coin.
Could buy thousands more cans of Spam.
Increasing Inefficiency
Once there was a scientist.
A green energy scientist.
Trying to create a new system.
Of energy acquisition.
That would allow for long lasting energy.
Free and clean long lasting energy.
That would be replenishable.
And easy to cultivate.
So he decided.
Retro Locomotion
To create a steam engine car.
Powered by burning wood.
It would be made out of the body.
Of an old pick up truck.
And on the back of the pick up truck.
Would be a two chambered engine.
One for the wood.
And one for the steam.
Add Another Log!
As you drove the wood burning car.
You would have to pay somebody.
To sit in the back.
And continue to put logs on the fire.
And when the wood ran out.
You would have to pull over.
Next to a forest.
To chop down some trees.
For your wood burning car.
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