GPS Trope
There’s a very common movie trick if you happen to be a bad guy getting chased by the good guys or a good guy getting chased by the bad guys.
This requires taking the GPS tracking device they think they’ve hidden on your and putting in a truck or animal or other moving object that happens to be going in the opposite direction you are.
Once upon a time Pluto was considered a full fledged planet.
But then as they discovered more things in our solar system, they realized that they’d made a mistake and Pluto is no longer a planet.
What Is A Planet, After All?
Turns out the definitions of a planet are not nearly as simple as most people tend to imagine.
There was this guy who decided to try a meditation experiment.
He’s already made tons of money, so he didn’t really need a job.
Lots of Burritos
So he stocked his underground freezer with a bunch of food.
And he put himself in a very deep state of meditation, slowing down his heart rate, his pulse and his metabolism.
So much that he only needed to eat once a week.
And he did this for twenty years.
Spending one week in suspended animation.
One Burrito A Week
And then coming up just enough to eat a frozen burrito from his freezer, and eliminate the unused portion of the previously eaten frozen burrito, from a week before, from his bowels.
He started shortly after world war II.
He came up once in 1967, and is once again in 1993.
Nobody is sure when he is coming up next.
Super Genius Hypnotist
Once this guy became an expert in deeply persuasive, covert hypnosis, that created so much amnesia, that nobody would be able to remember anything about this except how good it felt to forget everything.
At first, he made a lot of money.
But he didn’t get a lot of referrals.
He hypnotized people so deeply, they didn’t remember anything about the buying experience.
Buy Buy Buy
They only remembered that they had a very powerful desire to buy this.
That the only thing they wanted in the world was to buy this.
But then they would later remember it was 100% your decision to buy this.
Which meant he had to keep spending a lot of money on marketing, since people with amnesia don’t tend to send a lot of referrals to the people they can’t remember.
Because that wouldn’t make any sense.
So he decided to open a meditation studio.
And he would tell people it was guided meditation.
Stories Within Stories
But it was really a deep, deep covert hypnotic session.
He would tell a bunch of stories.
Stories about pancakes, and aliens, and strippers and other kinds of porn stars.
So much people would just give up.
People would tell themselves to turn off your mind.
To relax and just these words bypass your conscious resistance.
All The Way Down
And let them to deeply down, all the way down, into you’re unconscious.
And in this middle part, this guy would tell some deeply hypnotic commands.
Commands that you won’t remember, but you will act on.
To feel really good.
To become extremely confident.
To become extremely excited about your future.
To enjoy being able to have more sex.
To enjoy being able to make more money.
To enjoy your new telepathic powers.
To enjoy your powers of psychic seduction.
To enjoy your powers of long lasting and increasingly powerful orgasms.
Long lasting orgasms that increase your intelligence.
Long lasting orgasms that increase your creativity.
Long lasting orgasms that increase your emotional dexterity.
But above all, he’d tell people to share this message.
To tell everybody to come here, but for their own reasons.
To come here and buy everything, but for their own reasons.
To come here and buy everything and tell everybody how wonderful this is.
After this strategy, his business took off.
Money Money Money
He was able to become rich.
He was able to become famous.
Some suspect he might have come back up in 2017, realized the world was headed for disaster, and eaten two burritos so he could meditate for another fifty years.
Not So Lonely
Turns out that Pluto is one object in something they call the Kuiper belt.
Which contains a whole slew of objects, just like Pluto.
Many of which are made out of ice.
Of course, sometimes they cops who are chasing the bad guys will know the bad guys know about a GPS tracker.
So they put two.
One they hope he’ll find, and the other they hope he want.
Of course this might lead to infinite confusion.
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