What Is He Saying? I have this really weird friend that only speaks in structure language. He avoids content at all costs, and, surprisingly enough, it’s very compelling and soothing to listen to this person. Like all you want to do is blank your mind, when you listen to this person. All […]
Instinctive Sex Programming
Meandering Lecture I went to see this lecture recently by a psychologist. She was applying theories of evolutionary psychology to sales, to leverage our ancient social instincts to more easily make money. Her theory was that everything is, at its core, a kind of frame battle. And that by understanding the deep […]
Ancient Orbiters
Deep Instincts Always Win I saw a recent lecture by a famous psychologist. She was talking about the relationship between online dating and the massive dumpster fire the modern dating game has turned into. She said that, at its core, it’s all about false signals. Compared to a more organic system, where […]
Amnesia Delivery Service
Elusive Bad Guy There is this really strange burglar the FBI has been looking for for some time. He has a very unique MO, and he never actually steals anything. The only thing they can arrest him for is credit card fraud, and breaking and entering. He chooses his victims very, very […]
Algebraic Jesus
Dirt Sellers I have some really weird friends. They’ve been having this really outlandish competitions since they were in college. Now, they have full time jobs and families, but at least once per year they’ll take a vacation together and have the absolute craziest competitions. Like they’ll each put $500 in a […]
Dual Planet Theory
My Mouth Hurts I had a friend who had a pain in his mouth so he went to see a dentist. The dentist looked around and took an x-ray. He told him he had four wisdom teeth, all impacted. That the longer he waited to have them taken out, the more the […]
Inner Game Superhero
Weird Joke Teller I’ve had this really weird friend since elementary school. He’s got this really, really deadpan sense of humor. But the jokes he makes with this deadpan sense of humor never make any sense whatsoever. But because he is so serious, and he says these really weird things with such […]
Infinite Patience
I’ve Heard This Before The other night I was watching TV, kind of bored, so I started flipping around. I ended up watching two guys arguing over welfare. Both arguments were familiar. Too much welfare creates too much debt, and takes away human initiative. Too little welfare makes it much harder […]
Covert Insanity Installation
Homeless Hypnotist I have this friend, who ended up locking himself in an insane asylum. He used to live in a fairly bad neighborhood. He meant to move, but he never really got around to it. One way, he was walking home, and this homeless guy started talking to him. Next […]
Demon Loops
Night Terrors I have a friend who has been having night terrors. They started pretty basic. He’d wake up, and he would imagine somebody was standing in his door. Somebody dark, covered in shadows, sometimes wearing a hat, sometimes wearing a large, black coat. Dreams Within Dreams https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/July12Loop.mp4 But then he’d […]
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