One At A Time
I have this really weird friend who has this strange eating style.
According to his mom, he’s had it ever since he was a kid.
He absolutely refuses to put solids and liquids into his mouth at the same time.
I first found out about this when I went with him to a famous pancake house.
Pan Cake Experience
He insisted that the pancakes must arrive on his plate, and the syrup must be in a separate glass.
Then he’d pour out a little bit of syrup in a shot glass he’d brought with him, and do a shot of syrup.
Only after he’d swallowed all the syrup did he take a bit of his pan cake.
Not Spending Enough
A quickly growing problem in the modern, and quickly collapsing economy is that people aren’t spending enough on their credit cards.
So the credit card companies, the government, and select vendors are conspiring to help us poor consumers to make the decision to buy more money.
One metaphor I read regarding debt is a kind of sling shot.
Full The Future Forward
That if you borrow money the right way, the kind of debt that will pay itself off with more money, it will accelerate your movement into your financial future.
Must like a slingshot.
This one guy worked at the CIA department of citizen mind control and advanced brainwashing decided he’d had enough.
So he quit and started a church.
And he used a lot of advanced brainwashing techniques to help people to open your heart to Jesus.
He created a dual induction hypnotic technique coupled with theta inducing brainwaves.
He had two choirs, both on opposite sides of the church.
Dual Induction Jesus
They would always sing different songs.
But the lyrics of each of the songs were calibrated to create the dual induction hypnotic effect.
And the music for both songs was the same, and had embedded beats to help lower your brainwaves.
So the message of Jesus can more easily enter your soul.
What Just Happened?
And as soon as the service was ended, you would have partial amnesia.
You would remember feeling really good.
You would remember feeling strong fellowship.
You would remember the loving presence of Jesus.
The Rest Is History
But you would forget all the other stuff.
The stuff that came before this.
If you borrow money, but that future money is not connected to a metaphorical slingshot, then it’s more like an accelerant.
Into the never ending black hole of financial catastrophe.
And just like real black holes, metaphorical black holes have event horizons, beyond which there is no salvation.
These advanced systems kick in if you happen to have one of the advanced credit cards, and you walk into a participating vendor, online of off line.
The chip on the credit card will mix with the system in the vendor to brainwash you to keep buying things.
Dude’s Always Been Like This
His mom said that ever since he was a kid, he’s done this.
He would take a gulp of milk, and then eat spoonful of dry cereal.
She tried to take him to a psychologist, but they recommended not to worry about it.
None of this will have a negative impact on your brain.
It just might make you look silly if you ever go to the pancake house.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.