Almost Become Rich
I had a friend who scored a potentially lucrative job interview.
Lucrative, of course, only if he managed to get the job.
To be able to persuade the hiring manger to hire this person.
Luckily, the job interview wasn’t for a couple of weeks.
So he had plenty of time to practice for this conversation.
To practice role playing and coming up with plenty of reasons why they should hire you.
The Original Egg Paradox
One thing that has been very troublesome for human kind since the dawn of time is how to properly boil and peel a boiled egg.
Even with modern technology, it’s not automatic.
I mean, you can buy pre cooked and pre peeled eggs at the supermarket, that’s kind of like admitting you lack basic skills of egg boiling.
Nobody Admits They Suck
There are certain gadgets you can buy that supposedly make peeling eggs easy, but that presupposes you know how to cook them.
Some even think that the hard boiled egg industrial complex is purposely feeding chickens with artificial and even illegal chemicals to make their eggs hard to boil and then peel for the average man on the street.
Democracy – Unholy Word?
In the past fifty years or so, the word, “democracy” is used with almost holy reference.
As if we are supposed to automatically genuflect when we hear this pious word and automatically pledge our lives to defend it.
But the idea of democracy may be one of the most evil inventions of mankind.
Short Term Long Term
One of those ideas that sounds good in theory, but when it plays out, it will inevitably end in a cannibal apocalypse.
One way to describe democracy is as a semi-permeable membrane.
In a monarchy, the rulers are chosen by birth.
This creates a deep hatred between the ruling class and the peasants.
Fences Make Good Neighbors
A healthy hatred that keeps the ruling class from stepping out of line.
But democracy removes this healthy hatred.
Democracy allows the idea that anybody can one day become part of the ruling class.
The problem is that the more people slip through this semi-permeable membrane and join the ruling class, there are less people producing things.
Too Many Eaters
Pretty soon you’ll reach a tipping point.
Where only a small fraction of any society are being productive, and the majority are giving orders and living off the production of others.
This is when the food runs out and the cannibal holocaust is just around the corner.
Of course, the end game for modern society is pretty easy to predict.
Everybody would agree that mass automation is coming.
Everybody would agree that we are using too much oil.
Everybody would agree that there are just too many people.
The solution would solve all these problems.
A huge and powerful ruling class.
Massive automation that is producing enough to keep the ruling class fat and happy.
And just enough people beneath the ruling class to keep the mechanized productivity working effectively.
Some estimates put the depopulation at about 2/3’s of the current population.
Lot Of People Gotta Die
This would require a decrease in population of between 4 and 5 billion people over the next few decades.
Of course, there are two ways to do this, slowly and quickly.
To do this slowly, they would simply need to sneak in come kind of vaccine that would sterilize people they don’t want reproducing.
This might take a while.
DNA Targeted Death
So they might sneak in a vaccine that would either sterilize us, or kill us.
And if they targeted these globally mandated vaccines to people’s DNA, this means they would know exactly who to kill, exactly who to let stay alive, and exactly who to let propagate.
Luckily, there are already artificial DNA vendors popping up.
So even if you have the DNA of a useless couch potato, you can buy a fake DNA profile so the vaccine robots, when they come around, will think you are a super genius with magnificent STEM abilities.
Buy Some Fake DNA
That way, you’ll be kept alive as a useful worker for the coming technological apocalypse.
One theory says that the entire idea of democracy was invented by the banking class.
Before democracy was invented, or made popular again, bankers would loan money to kings.
And if the kings died, the bankers wouldn’t get their money back.
Long Game Profit Con
But if bankers loan money to a democratic institution, where pretty much any goof off the street can be in charge, they can charge interest forever.
And since interest is paid by the taxes the government collects, this allows the banking class to stay safely and anonymously behind the scenes while they enslave the entire population!
That is a win win!
Egg Industrial Complex
One way to effectively hard boil and egg is with an industrial size hard boiled egg machine.
Raw eggs go in one and perfectly peeled hard boiled eggs come out the other end.
Of course, the smallest sized machine they have has an output of about 500 eggs per hour.
I wouldn’t know what to do with that many eggs, so I guess I’ll just stick with buying my hard boiled eggs ready to go from my local supermarket.
It only costs a couple extra dollars, and it saves me a lot of time.
Dude Failed Miserably
Of course, he didn’t get the job.
He practiced all kinds of covertly persuasive language patterns.
But he missed the most critical part of any hypnosis, and that is it must leverage the other person’s interest.
I Need Money For Cartoon Porn
My idiot friend only used hypnosis to tell the hiring manager how happy he’d be if they hired him.
And much he’d love all the money to spend on all of his anime collectibles.
The guy even asked him, why should we hire you, what’s in it for us?
And he looked the guy in the eye, and said:
I just explained it to you!
If you hire me, I’ll have enough money to buy my own place and I won’t have to hide in my bedroom while I watch anime porn!
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.