Elusive Bad Guy
There is this really strange burglar the FBI has been looking for for some time.
He has a very unique MO, and he never actually steals anything.
The only thing they can arrest him for is credit card fraud, and breaking and entering.
He chooses his victims very, very carefully.
Rob From The Rich
They have to be upper middle class.
They have to have several credit cards, at least one of which has both a large balance and is reserved only for emergencies.
And that they are planning a vacation soon.
Once the vacation is planned, he hacks their bank, gets their credit card number and creates a fake ID of the head of household.
Then, while they are on vacation, he lets loose his strange plan.
Super Hypnosis Skills
I have this friend who is a very, very powerful hypnotist.
But it’s only as a hobby, he doesn’t use this to make money.
He doesn’t use hypnosis to sell things to people.
He doesn’t use hypnosis to get girls to have sex.
He doesn’t use hypnosis to induce deep sexual desire in people.
He uses it very cleverly, very specifically, and very deliberately.
Reverse Sales Scams
He carefully finds any kind of sales person or an otherwise persuader that would like to visit him in his home.
He has this weird theory about morality and human nature.
That if you walk into a car dealership, and they manipulate you into buying a car, that’s kind of your fault.
It’s like walking into tiger jungle.
Please Don’t Eat Me
If you walk into tiger jungle and expect to have your desire to not be eaten by the tigers, then that would be just silly.
It’s not the tigers fault for eating you.
Similarly, if you walked onto a car dealership, and expected them to respect your financial and assertive boundaries, that would be just silly.
The same would go to buying things like time shares where they trick you to come in by offering you free things.
But when somebody comes into your home, that’s a completely different story.
Welcome To My Experiment
When they come into your home, and try to use any persuasive or sales tactics whatsoever, other than simply explaining their product, what it does, and how much it costs, then they are fair game.
And he has a lot of fun playing with these kinds of people, in his home, using the powerful skills of covert hypnosis.
He loves people selling insurance, he absolutely loves any kind of network marketers, and his favorites are religious folks like Mormons and Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Apparently the NSA was working on an advanced app that would let you install hallucinations remotely into people’s brains.
Like you would type in “vampire” into this hallucination implantation device, and they would see an actual vampire.
But then a bunch of hackers stole it.
And they won’t give it to you unless you pass their test and prove you only want to use it to playfully prank people.
Otherwise they’ll destroy your mind with never ending hallucinations of the most painful death you could possibly imagine.
Get Me Out Of Here
I had a friend once who hated his job.
But he was much too afraid to quit.
His plan was to take a bunch of drugs, go to work, do something stupid, and get fired.
So he took some LSD.
And right he went into his bosses office to let loose a stream of poorly articulated hallucinations, he had an out of body experience.
He said he was floating up in the corner of his bosses office, watching himself say a bunch of stuff to his boss.
Only while he was watching himself speaking to his boss, he couldn’t understand what he was saying.
He could only see himself speaking in what he described as a colorful stream of words leaving his mouth, and entering into his bosses ears.
He said it sounded like when you rub a bunch of balloons together in an attempt to create static electricity.
The next thing he knew it was the next morning, he was lying on his kitchen floor naked, in between two empty bottles of Southern Comfort.
And his phone was ringing.
He checked the date before answering, and it was three days later.
His boss was on the phone.
Telling he’d called upper management, and told them about his brilliant plant for the scientific advancement of his company.
And he’d already secured 10 million dollars of funding to build the lab.
And that he wanted him to compile a list of all the scientific equipment he said he’d needed when he was telling his boss the genius idea.
But all he could remember were a bunch of colors shooting out of his mouth and some squeaky noises.
They’ll give you a full background check to make sure you aren’t going to abuse the NSA hallucination implantation device.
Please Please Please Pick Me!
So far, they’ve only given it to strippers and professional escorts, so they can give their clients a fantasy of having an orgy with a couple dozen eighteen-year-old students, while really only giving them a hand job.
That way, they can make a lot more money by selling hand jobs.
As soon as they show up, he tells them how excited he is to hear about their product or religion.
That’s when he slowly lowers the boom.
After about an hour, nobody remembers anything about what this was about.
You don’t even remember the reason you came here in the first place.
And you might not even remember the thing you were trying to sell him or convince him of.
His favorite gag is to turn Mormons into super playboys.
So whenever they find a single woman living at home, they’ll seduce her and have sex with her.
When he gets a Jehovah’s Witness, he hypnotizes them into thinking they are a superhero, and that they must wear super hero costumes everywhere they go.
He sneaks into their houses when they are on vacation.
Then he calls up ever in-home sales person he can find, and uses their credit card to buy everything they are selling.
Sow when they get back from their holiday, and get their credit card bill, they are perplexed.
While they were gone, somebody bought them a bunch of stuff, in their name, using their credit cards.
They also get plenty of thank you letters from the salespeople.
The FBI suspects this may be a retired CIA agent is bored and just wants to play around while keeping his skills sharp.
And since everybody always gets their money back, the FBI isn’t really spending a lot of resources looking for this guy.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.