Free Car Wash
The other day I was driving around town and I passed by a group of kids having a carwash. They had a few hand-painted signs that said free car wash and that the bottom the sign said donations accepted.
Since it looked like a worthy fundraising cause I got a free car wash. I gave them a donation. I asked them what the donation was for. The girl that I gave the donation to said it was for her church. I asked what kind of church and she smiled she ran off and she came back with a flyer about their church.
I said thank you and I went to that church on Sunday. The church was very friendly, was very nondenominational and they talked a lot about what sounded like Christianity, but I don’t think they ever mentioned Jesus. The pastor mentioned that after the service they would have a a welcoming event in one of the rooms.
I went to these rooms. I went to this room where they had this welcoming event. They had coffee and donuts and people that worked for the church that were greeting people and explaining who they were, whaty they’re doing. I was talking to people and I noticed this woman was looking at me. She had a name tag on. I assumed that she worked for the church for she was volunteering for the church.
She came over and talked to me and we started having random chitchat then she asked me to have dinner with her that following week on Tuesday. She said why don’t we meet somewhere neutral and we’ll decide what to do from there. I said okay.
I met her at this neutral place. She asked if it would be okay if she drove and I thought this is okay. The more this date went on, the more I wondered why this woman was being so forward. She was very attractive she seemed very intelligent but then she started driving and we were driving and driving and I asked where we were going and she said you’ll see when we get there.
Something Is Wrong
That’s when I started to get worried. I thought maybe this was some kind of a trick. A trap or some kind of a scam. We ended up in a very small suburb. It was kind of up in the hills. There were a lot of very expensive houses on very big lots. We parked in front of one of these very expensive houses on one of these very big lots and she said come on in and we’ll have dinner.
She said we’ll have dinner. She didn’t say I’ll make dinner, which kind of worried me. Maybe dinner had already been prepared which meant this might be some kind of set up and I might be eaten by cannibals or something. We went inside. There was nobody inside. She said come on down to the basement I want to show you something. That’s when I got really really worried.
I followed her down to the basement expecting to see a bunch of red robed Satanists chanting some Latin phrase ready to be the guest of the party but there was nobody down the basement. All there was was is kind of weird looking metal box.
This weird looking metal box was about a meter square, but on the face of each vertical face of this weird looking metal box was a door that looked like a pizza oven door. She said go ahead open them up.
I went around the metal box I open up all these pizza over doors and that’s when I noticed the first very very strange thing. When I looked inside of this what looked kind of like a pizza oven it looked like it had a brick surface that you would put the pizza on, but when I looked inside each of these open doors I couldn’t see the other doors from the inside.
Each one of these open doors I looked in it made it seem like from the inside that that was the only door, but every one of these four doors was open. I even put my hand inside, which probably wasn’t a very smart thing to do, there was no hidden mirrors. No hidden screens. No hidden cameras inside and it didn’t make sense.
Something’s Not Right
I thought this was some kind of a weird optical illusion. I wasn’t, I didn’t have any idea why she was showing this to me and so she closed the doors and she looked at me and smiled and said what would you like to have for dinner.
This did make any sense. I was wondering why I was here. My mind felt like it was slipping out of gear and I was kind of spiraling into some kind of realm that I didn’t know about. I thought about her question and as soon as the idea of what I wanted to eat popped into my mind she smiled as if she knew that I had come to a conclusion.
She motioned toward the doors and I open one of the doors and inside was a freshly made plate of carne asada nachos. I pulled them out. The plate was warm. I was very skeptical. She took a couple of them and started eating and once she started eating them I started eating them and they tasted very very good. They tasted like somebody had just made them.
I had a billion questions in my mind but I did know how to put words to any of them. I closed the door and she said think of something that you want think of anything that you want. This will give you whatever you want so long as you have a clear idea in your mind. If you have a clear idea in your mind of what you want you will receive it.
I thought and I opened one of the doors and stacked up were five gold one ounce coins. Five Golden Eagles and she looked at me to go ahead. You can keep those. I took them out of the oven I put them in my pocket I close the doors again and I finally managed to ask her what is this thing.
She smiled and looked at me and said nobody knows, that’s why I brought you here. I thought you might have some insight into what this thing is. What this magic box is that keeps giving us whatever we want. None of us knows what this is. That’s why I approached you. I sensed that you might have some insight into what this thing is.
Don’t Question A Good Thing
I just shook my head, but I had an idea that maybe I should just not question this too much. I had a suspicion that if I question this too much I might ruin a good thing and so I just kinda tilted my head I thought of something to drink I pulled out a picture of alcohol free margaritas.
We stood there drinking alcohol free margaritas and finishing up the carnea asada nachos and we were finished she drove me back to my car. I wanted to ask her, so what now? But I just assume that everything would be good. I assumed everything would kind of continue to move along whatever road we were on.
I would maybe find out more about this box maybe, find out more about this church, so I didn’t really make any plans to see her again. I didn’t even get her phone number. I went back to the church the following Sunday and I didn’t see her. I didn’t see anybody that I recognized from the Sunday before.
Everybody Was Different
The pastor was different. I went looking for the room where I met her in the previous week. I tried to open it but it was locked. A woman came out and said I’m sorry can I help you? I said yes I’m looking for a room last week, you had that kind of welcoming event with the coffee in the donuts?
She gave me a puzzled look and said we’ve never done that. We haven’t been recruiting in a long time, you must be mistaken. This made me feel very very slippery in my mind. I drove back to that house. I found the neighborhood. I found the houses on other side of the lot with a big expensive house was that had the magic box in the basement but there was no house on the lot.
It was just an open lot. Undeveloped. My next idea was to find where they had this carwash. I drove to where they had this carwash and I asked a few of the shopkeepers. It was in the strip mall. I said yes I want to find out about the kids that were here a couple weeks ago having a carwash.
No Car Washes Allowed
They all told me that that was illegal in the city. That you’re not allowed to have a carwash in the city. You can’t even get a permit to have a carwash in the city. I went back home wondering if I had the most intricate hallucination ever.
I started to worry that if I had to hallucinate this well. My mind might be slipping and I might forever slip into the realm of never-ending hallucinations where you can’t tell the difference between what’s real and what’s fake. You can’t understand the word you’re hearing are true or if you’re just imagining these words. You look around you and you can’t tell of the things you’re seeing are actually out there in the world of you’re just hallucinating them.
You’re maybe in some mental hospital. Maybe you’re wearing a straitjacket and everything that’s happening is due to the drugs they’re giving in the mental hospital. I started to feel really really depressed I went home and I checked my sock drawer but the gold coins were still there.
The Gold Remained
I still had five Golden Eagles. I took them to a shop that sold gold coins. A guy tested them and said yes these are real gold coins. The price of gold is about $1200 an ounce which means I had about $6000 with a free gold.
Now I’m completely confused, because the house is no longer there, the welcoming room wasn’t really ever there, they never had a carwash, but now I have five gold coins so I don’t even know how to finish the story.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.