The Japanese are famous for their crazy inventions.
Glasses with windshield wipers.
AI suitcases that walk behind you.
The wedding ring is symbolic for man reasons
One is that it’s round.
Two is the finger it’s on.
Dry Cleaning Disaster
I had an old shirt that had a spot.
But I didn’t notice the spot until after I’d picked it up from the cleaners.
So I figured I’d soak it in bleach.
Cycles and Triangles
Most everything can be described in cycles.
Seasons, heart rates, the tide, even the birth and death of stars.
Therefore, the language of the universe is most likely trigonometry.
The Language of God
So if you want to master the language of God, you should study trigonometry.
You should master trigonometry.
You should become fluent in trigonometry.
Round Two Disintegration
I took it again to the cleaners, and they got the stain out.
But since I’d soaked it in bleach, it had self destructed during the dry cleaning process.
The vein the ring goes on is directly connected to the heart.
Don’t Fall Apart, Baby
Then there are gold and diamonds, who seemly flaunt the laws of entropy.
Since gold and diamonds last forever, this would be a symbolic attempt to make the marriage last forever.
Self Aware Frying Pans
They even have frying pans that are self flipping.
They don’t flip on their own.
They flip the things you are cooking in them.
Like pancakes and omelettes.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.