Nothing In The Middle There’s this really cool alarm clock you can buy. They don’t sell it on Amazon, they don’t sell it at Target, they don’t sell it at Walmart. You can only buy it directly from the stores website, and they don’t have free shipping. But the clock is only […]
Boolean Apple Tree
Maybe Not The Best Idea I have some really weird friends. Once they were super high off this super strong dope they bought off some really weird street preacher downtown. After they got really high, they decided to have a donut eating contest. So, they took an uber down to the donut […]
Tilting Bowling Alleys
Look Where They Don’t Want You To There’s this advanced group of con artists. They start by doing shows of powerfully convincing telekinesis. But it’s all based on carefully calibrated and directed magnetic resonance. And since they are expert sleight of hand practitioners, they get peoples objects from the audience, like shoes […]
Head or Tails Universe
DNA Workout I have this friend that went to an exercise seminar. They match your body type, your DNA and your emotional make up to the ideal exercise. For him, it was swimming. But he hated swimming pools because the nastiness. So he started doing laps in his bathtub. Didn’t […]
Gorgeous Fruitcake Lady
All In The Editing I have this friend who spent a lot of time making this prank video. He went downtown, where there are a lot of shops. And in each shop, he bought a bottle of water. But each time, he paid for the water with a green piece of paper […]
Street Sweeper Mayhem
Government Workers Once there was a bored street sweeper. He liked his job, it was steady, it paid well, it was almost impossible to get fired, and he got plenty of benefits. But nobody ever thanked him for cleaning the street. They only complained about him when they forgot to move their […]
Teleportation Contest
Weird Oven Hack My friend called me a few days ago. She said she’d discovered a magic baking trick with her oven. She said it wasn’t a kind of goofy hack, that it was real magic. So I went over to her house. She made me watch every step so I […]
Demon Brain Killer
Break Down and Build Up Building muscle, from a biological perspective, is pretty simple. You stress the muscle. You break down the muscle. And when it rebuilds itself, it becomes stronger. Can’t Get Anything Wrong https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Aug16ALoop.mp4 Most people are utterly terrified of making mistakes. So terrified that they play it […]
Pleasures Of The Flesh
Can’t Go Lower I have a friend who’d hit rock bottom. A bunch of horrible things happened in a row. First, his girlfriend, who he thought would eventually become his wife, dumped him. It turned out she was having an affair with his best friend who he thought he was going to […]
The Cheeseburger Rainbow
Lucrative Bread Crumbs There is this very rich group of entrepreneurs that like leaving bread crumbs for self starting, independently minded individuals. They create these long trails that require a lot of knowledge about secret codes, and cryptography and international travel. They start off by leaving cryptic messages on various message boards. […]
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