Weird Joke Teller I’ve had this really weird friend since elementary school. He’s got this really, really deadpan sense of humor. But the jokes he makes with this deadpan sense of humor never make any sense whatsoever. But because he is so serious, and he says these really weird things with such […]
Infinite Patience
I’ve Heard This Before The other night I was watching TV, kind of bored, so I started flipping around. I ended up watching two guys arguing over welfare. Both arguments were familiar. Too much welfare creates too much debt, and takes away human initiative. Too little welfare makes it much harder […]
Covert Insanity Installation
Homeless Hypnotist I have this friend, who ended up locking himself in an insane asylum. He used to live in a fairly bad neighborhood. He meant to move, but he never really got around to it. One way, he was walking home, and this homeless guy started talking to him. Next […]
Demon Loops
Night Terrors I have a friend who has been having night terrors. They started pretty basic. He’d wake up, and he would imagine somebody was standing in his door. Somebody dark, covered in shadows, sometimes wearing a hat, sometimes wearing a large, black coat. Dreams Within Dreams https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/July12Loop.mp4 But then he’d […]
Secret Dream Recipe
Novel Searching I went to the library the other day, looking for a simple novel to read. I picked up one off the shelf, it seemed to be interesting based on the description on the back cover. So I sat down to read it, and this seemed to keep my interest after the […]
Sexy Dollar Lady
Slipped Through My Fingers I was at the supermarket the other day, buying a bunch of stuff for the weekend. It was a cashier I enjoy flirting with whenever I see her. She went to give me my change, and tentatively held out a silver dollar. Not a real silver dollar, but […]
Levitation Treadmill
Scientific Shenanigans There is this software developer that has created a very powerful deep fake algorithm. He’s hacked into a few super computers, so he can borrow their processing power. He starts off with a simple text, as short or as long as he wants. Then he types in a person’s name, […]
Magic Pancake Lady
Happy Sunday There’s this one lady that is affectionately known as the pancake lady. She has this huge pancake breakfast at her house every Sunday after church. All the kids, and their parents come by. Each pancake is made in the shape of a jigsaw puzzle piece. Nobody is allowed to […]
Weaponized Pornography
Cookie Party I have this neighbor that loves cookies. She loves baking cookies and she loves eating cookies. But she, her husband, and their two children have a ritual. They eat dinner together, and after dinner, they each get one cookie that they eat together. So she only needs four cookies […]
Getting Hammered Down
Where’d My Money Go? Stealth inflation is when you get less than you used to, but it’s carefully hidden in hopes that you won’t notice. Like candy bars that are the same price, but a little bit smaller than they were a year ago. Or items that are the same size and the […]
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