DIY Man I knew this guy who wanted a swimming pool. But he didn’t want to pay for the whole deal, as it would cost to much in terms of construction, insurance, getting licenses and what not from the city. So he decided to build his own. His wife suggested they get […]
Homemade Pizza Disaster
Blind Leading Myself I went down to the library to find a recipe book I’d been hearing about. I followed the direction for cheese and onion pizza exactly. But it came out tasting like crap. There was this chicken farmer who started talking to his chickens. Chicken Friendly https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Jun28Loop.mp4 Every time […]
Magic Hula Hoops
Infinite Flow Theory I had this friend in college that was always trying to do this ridiculous experiment. He thought that if he calibrated everything correctly, he’d be able to create a non stop flow from beer into his mouth, and urine out of his penis. But he never quite matched the beer […]
Psychic Chicken Lady
Whole Foods I went into whole foods a few days ago. I don’t normally shop there. It’s kind of far and expensive. I was just curious and I was in the neighborhood. I was looking at all the chicken and I noticed they had different prices per pound. But I couldn’t see a clear […]