Atomic Reconfiguration Once there was a scientist. Who built a very powerful machine. An atomic decoupling machine. And an atomic re=-coupling machine. He arranged them side by side. So one would de-couple. And the other would re-couple. At the atomic level. Protons and neutrons and electrons. […]
Metaphysical Tattoos
Psychic Girl Once there was a girl. Who was deeply spiritual. And incredibly intelligent. She is a professional psychic. And gives excellent advice. She has many tattoos. All based on ancient metaphysics. Archetypes from forgotten mythology. Subconscious Communication https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Dec04Loop.mp4 She uses a unique style. In doing […]
Delicious Dirt
Internal Vs. External Drivers There was this doctor that has always been torn. He was always good at talking to people. Not because he enjoyed it, but because he would always get good results. Positive results based on what the people he was talking to wanted. So he won a scholarship […]
Algebraic Jesus
Dirt Sellers I have some really weird friends. They’ve been having this really outlandish competitions since they were in college. Now, they have full time jobs and families, but at least once per year they’ll take a vacation together and have the absolute craziest competitions. Like they’ll each put $500 in a […]
Magic Hula Hoops
Infinite Flow Theory I had this friend in college that was always trying to do this ridiculous experiment. He thought that if he calibrated everything correctly, he’d be able to create a non stop flow from beer into his mouth, and urine out of his penis. But he never quite matched the beer […]
Out Of Calibration
What’s That Noise? A few days ago I was out driving around and I was continually getting bothered by this strange clunking sound in my engine. I drove past this auto repair shop and so I pulled and finally deciding to see what was wrong. I was kind of worried because I don’t know […]