Human Testing Once there was an experiment. During the fifties. After the end of World War II. And the beginning. Of the CIA. And the military industrial complex. They decided to do experiments. On small towns. By creating several towns. With several different kinds. How […]
Levitation Treadmill
Scientific Shenanigans There is this software developer that has created a very powerful deep fake algorithm. He’s hacked into a few super computers, so he can borrow their processing power. He starts off with a simple text, as short or as long as he wants. Then he types in a person’s name, […]
Magic Hula Hoops
Infinite Flow Theory I had this friend in college that was always trying to do this ridiculous experiment. He thought that if he calibrated everything correctly, he’d be able to create a non stop flow from beer into his mouth, and urine out of his penis. But he never quite matched the beer […]
Cheese Empire Origins
Cheese Eater I have this friend who absolutely loves cheese. For the longest time, he would rave rant and tell anybody who would listen about this fantastic new cheese that he’d found. But then he was tangentially involved in this industrial accident, and even though he didn’t get hurt, he got a huge […]
Hallucinated Statistics
Monty Hall There is an interesting problem in statistics and probability known as the Monty Hall problem. You can choose one of three doors. Behind one door is a car, behind the other two are goats. You choose door number three, and then Monty Hall opens door number one, showing a goat, […]
Tesla Mind Reading App
Old Laptop I was cleaning out my closet and I found this stack of laptops. I’ve had a bunch of laptops in the past several years, so I went through them to see if any of them still turned on. One did, so I figured I’d see if I could get it fixed up […]
Two Types Of Money Cycles
Plasma Sales I used to have this friend in college that was very creative with how he found ways to make money. One of the ways he found was to sell his plasma. The thing about selling plasma is you can sell it every couple of weeks. It’s not like blood where you can […]
Perpetual Motion Machine
One Day, Killing Time One day I was hanging out and I was bored so I decided to go over to my friends house. My friend is a hobbyist and he has a lot of cool pieces of equipment in his garage. What he does is he takes these pieces of previous electronic devices […]