Me And The Cute Barista
There’s this girl I’ve been seeing lately. She’s a barista that works in my local coffee house. When I say dating, I mean we see each other, we enjoy seeing each other. As far I can tell that she smiles at me differently than she smiles at the other customers.
We have some long talks in between purchases and transactions. It’s one of those relationships where you know there is, you are fairly certain that there is a certain amount of sexual energy, but you’re also not quite sure if you should escalate or not. If you escalate and you fail then you’ll ruin this nice friendly relationship you have.
I found that having as many of these nice friendly potentially sexually charged conversational relationships are very very good. The more you have of these the better, so I’ve learned from mistakes that if you just enjoy these relationships they tend to be much more helpful than if you were to escalate them.
Open Mic Night
One day I came in to get my coffee. We kind of traded a few jokes and she asked me if I wanted to go with her to this open mic night. I’ve never been to an open mic night and it sounded interesting. We agreed to meet there, take separeate cars.
We showed up. I met her inside. We sat down. Open mic night was kind of like Toastmasters but with a lot of alcohol. If you’ve ever been to Toastmasters it’s kind of a place where people go to practice giving speeches.
If you practice giving a speech, it’s a good way to build your confidence. If you can build your confidence it will help you in a lot of different areas and so people go to Toastmasters for that reason. But also at Toastmasters is you hear a lot of speeches that aren’t really that interesting.
Because they’re not really there to actually give a speech about important information, they are there to practice giving speeches. So if you are at open mic night, it’s kind of the same thing. People come to open mic night not because they’re ready to be professional performers and are willing to charge people money to listen to their stories.
Safe Place To Practice
They’re there to kind of practice and it’s kind of a fun thing to do with friends. Have a few drinks, get up and tell a bunch of lame jokes and read poetry and there’re not any hecklers or anything. It’s safe place, it’s a lot more safer than being a regular comedian, but it wouldn’t be my ideal place to go if you want to just go in and listen to a lot of interesting stories and jokes.
It’s more of a place to go with some friends and and to experience once or twice were to do it once or twice. As we were leaving, this guy in a suit came up to us and said what did you guys think? At first I thought he was like the owner or something. Maybe he had noticed that there was new people there and he wanted to, was always trying to figure out a way to get more clients.
He said if you like this, try this place out. He gave us a business card and on the back he wrote on an address and a time and he said it’s like this only it’s a lot different. That’s all he said. He said like this but it’s a lot different. So as we were walking out for our cars, I turned to the barista and said what you think? She said sure why not.
We met up at the second open mic night a week later. Next time we saw each other. This time when we went inside it was much much different. It was the people there, they were all dressed very very nicely very expensively very professionally. The first impression I got was this was a kind of a private group.
These Dudes Got Coin
This private group had a lot of money because it was quickly evident that they had rented the entire place. It was regular club a regular like establishment that had bands and stuff but they rented the entire place and the guy behind the bar was one of them. He seemed to not be able to mix drinks. He had a look around for the ingredients and nobody was giving them any money.
I sort of figured this was some kind of a private thing so I sat down we sat down they started talking about these very very deeply complicated political ideas. At first I thought maybe this was some type of maybe political operators that were maybe trying to launch a new political party or something.
But then they started talking about a lot of technical things and I, my next guest was this is some kind of group that was practicing giving some kind of thesis defense.
If you decide to get a PhD and you have to write a thesis. One of the things you have to do before you get your PhD is you have to give a thesis defense which means you have to stand up and talk about your thesis in front of a bunch of other PhD’s. Their job is to ask you a bunch of purposely difficult questions just to get you to be able to actually literally defend your ideas and.
Not Defending Academic Ideas
I thought this was what that was but then that idea quickly vanished because nobody was really asking any difficult questions. They were just making comments and asking kind of more information questions.
But then when the last guy got up to speak my mind started to become very very slippery. I was wondering exactly if this was really happening or if this was some kind of elaborate hallucination.
Because the last guy got up said as you know I am a time traveler. I go back into the past I go forward into the future and he talked about doing this as if it was some kind of a collaborative effort. He wasn’t talking like you would expect some goofy guy pretending to be a time traveler to do about predicting future events.
Trying to gain some kind of credibility or authority by predicting doom if we don’t do this this doom will happen so give me some money.
Tweaking The Flow Of Time
It was more like a bunch of engineers sitting around looking at a circuit board discussing where they might put different components to alter the flow of electricity. These guys were talking about altering events in the past and in the future to alter the flow of time.
They were actually talking about going back into the past altering events and changing the future slightly and they would talk about that and asked if that was a good thing to do and they would agree whether or not it was a good thing to do or not then they would talk about the next idea about going back into the past, forward into the future and changing things.
I started to feel very very strange because this was way too elaborate, way to specific to be some kind of a TV prank show. At the end of the night me and the barista were absolutely speechless. We kind of walked outside in the same guy the same guy that originally came up to us came up to us after that second event.
He said, what did you think? The only thing I could do was smile and nod because while I wasn’t quite sure what had just happened I wasn’t even sure enough to formulate an opinion to describe how I felt about what happened all I wanted the only thing that I knew was that I wanted to repeat this experience.
I knew there was something very very interesting something very very important here. I just smiled and said yeah and I think he kind of knew from my expression that I wanted to come back. So he said good we’ll be in touch.
Over the next two weeks I remembered as many of the specific details that the alleged time traveler gave and every single thing he predicted came true exactly the way he said it would.
Now We Have Something Special
Whenever I see this barista, there is this really strange energy we have like we both know what happened but we’re both kind of afraid to talk about it. We think maybe if we actually talk about it, it will ruin it.
It’s almost as this we feel like were being tested by this group of people that they’re watching us all of the time and making sure that were trustworthy.
Experience This Again And Again
If we just play it cool they might contact us again because I think she feels the same way I do. And that is both of us want to experience this again. Both of us realize that this is a very important thing and we both want to experience this important thing over and over again.
Mind Persuasion has plenty of books and courses to teach you how to speak hypnotically and persuasively.