Deep Instincts Always Win I saw a recent lecture by a famous psychologist. She was talking about the relationship between online dating and the massive dumpster fire the modern dating game has turned into. She said that, at its core, it’s all about false signals. Compared to a more organic system, where […]
The Paradox Of Societal Collapse
Marketing Genius There is a cereal company that has come up with an ingenious marketing strategy. It is a cereal targeted at kids, so they need to have some kind of gimmick. A prize in the box, some kind of game or comic strip on the back. They were slowly losing market […]
Dual Planet Theory
My Mouth Hurts I had a friend who had a pain in his mouth so he went to see a dentist. The dentist looked around and took an x-ray. He told him he had four wisdom teeth, all impacted. That the longer he waited to have them taken out, the more the […]
Infinite Patience
I’ve Heard This Before The other night I was watching TV, kind of bored, so I started flipping around. I ended up watching two guys arguing over welfare. Both arguments were familiar. Too much welfare creates too much debt, and takes away human initiative. Too little welfare makes it much harder […]
Levitation Treadmill
Scientific Shenanigans There is this software developer that has created a very powerful deep fake algorithm. He’s hacked into a few super computers, so he can borrow their processing power. He starts off with a simple text, as short or as long as he wants. Then he types in a person’s name, […]
Weaponized Pornography
Cookie Party I have this neighbor that loves cookies. She loves baking cookies and she loves eating cookies. But she, her husband, and their two children have a ritual. They eat dinner together, and after dinner, they each get one cookie that they eat together. So she only needs four cookies […]
Check Behind Your Fridge
Pub Crawl Disaster I used to know this group of guys who did a pub crawl every year. I don’t know how it started, but they kept it up for a long, long time. They would meet on the same day, at the same hotel, every year. A hotel that was on […]
Homemade Pizza Disaster
Blind Leading Myself I went down to the library to find a recipe book I’d been hearing about. I followed the direction for cheese and onion pizza exactly. But it came out tasting like crap. There was this chicken farmer who started talking to his chickens. Chicken Friendly https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Jun28Loop.mp4 Every time […]
Magic Hula Hoops
Infinite Flow Theory I had this friend in college that was always trying to do this ridiculous experiment. He thought that if he calibrated everything correctly, he’d be able to create a non stop flow from beer into his mouth, and urine out of his penis. But he never quite matched the beer […]
Nano Bot Pranks
Long Game Prankster There was this semi evil genius that was also very rich, and he very much liked to prank people. He bought an eyeglasses company, and created a special type of lens with a lot of embedded nano technology. Then he would sit and home, and via this embedded nano technology, […]
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