Once Upon A Time In the beginning. For everything was created. Before time. Before space. Before physics. Before philosophy. Before light. Theoretical Genius https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Dec11Loop.mp4 According to one scientist. Was the original inhalation. The filling of the lungs. The holding of the breath. The central […]
Yin Yang Breathing
Couples Counseling Once there was a therapist. Who was a very powerful hypnotist. Skilled in many esoteric arts. She was most famous. For her couples counseling. That enjoyed 100% success rate. Even the angriest couples. Filled with the most mutual hatred. Would rediscover their love. For […]
Center Of The Universe
Big Bang One cool thing about the Universe is why every person on every planet on the Universe can legitimately claim they are the center of the Universe. Since from every point space, you would measure all other points in the universe expanding equally in all directions. A cool metaphor to describe this […]
Sex Cookbook
Recipe Collection I bought a cookbook several years ago for the specific purpose of getting laid. It was written specifically for that purpose. To learn the most basic cooking skills, and a few different dishes to create a reason for lady to come over to your house, if only to see if you […]
Energy Thieves
New Neighborhood I had a friend who got a sudden promotion which required a relocation. He bought a house by doing a bunch of research online, crime rates, local schools, and a few virtual live tours with his real estate agent. But after he moved in he noticed that has electric bill was […]
Emergent Financial Parasites
Black Jack System Before the advent and widespread use of facial recognition technology, a group of MIT students developed a very lucrative blackjack system. They made a movie about it, but the movie was necessarily altered to make room for good guys and bad guys and back stories and character arcs. But the […]
Doppelganger Apocalypse
Artificial Scarcity A very common and old marketing strategy is to create and manage a level of artificial scarcity just enough to calibrate and maintain the desired purchasing level. For example, a company will be getting ready to release a new product, and advertise like crazy, building up massive demand. Then they purposely […]
Deep Rooted Jesus Tree
Drinking Party My friend has this huge tree in his backyard he’s been wanting to chop down for a long time. I was supposed to go and help him, but when I showed up he’d changed his mind. He’d hired some pros to do the job, so we’d just hang out, get hammered […]
Artificial Physics
Lame Movie I saw this really terrible movie the other night. About a serial killer who had diplomatic immunity. So they knew who he was, but they couldn’t arrest him. Beware When Crossing State Lines https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Jan10Loop.mp4 Different states have different laws. If you travel from state to state, you might get […]
Oscillating Desires
Finally Broke Up I have a friend who just broke up with her boyfriend. She’d been wanting to break up with him for a long time, and was always asking my advice, and she finally did it. Now she’s having regrets, and she wanted me to hypnotize her to help forget the things […]