Want To Be The Best There was this juggler than wanted to be the best in the world. He reverse engineered from the best jugglers in the world. Eventually his juggling skills surpassed even the best jugglers who had ever lived. But this wasn’t enough. He realized that no matter how […]
Telepathic Rooster
Slow Hair Cutter There’s this barber that has shop downtown. But the shop is always crowded, and there’s only the one guy in there cutting hair. So once, I went in to take a number, and I got number 37. He was only number two. And he took about two hours […]
Benjamin Heptagon
Underground Destruction There’s this very clever and wealthy real estate mogul who makes his money by shorting the real estate market. This is not an easy thing to do. You have to set up a system where you make money when real estate goes down. The reason he is so successful is […]
Teleportation Contest
Weird Oven Hack My friend called me a few days ago. She said she’d discovered a magic baking trick with her oven. She said it wasn’t a kind of goofy hack, that it was real magic. So I went over to her house. She made me watch every step so I […]
Telepathic Bridge Champions
Good Idea At The Time A long time ago, shortly after world war II, the CIA was given a huge budget to investigate the probability if finding UFOs or any alien intelligence. They looked pretty carefully for about five years, but then a few strange things happened. Firstly, the administration of the CIA […]
Balloon Animal Disaster
Lost History Humans have been the same, anatomically, physiologically, intellectually and linguistically for about 200,000 years. But we only have written historical records going back about five or six thousand years or so. This means that over 95% of human history is something we know absolutely nothing about. 95% of our ancient […]
Watch The Cereal
Bowl After Bowl I have a friend who is a cereal aficionado He’s always trying out new types of cereal. Recently he bought a box and it seemed heavier than normal. He didn’t understand why until he got home. House Flipper https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/May23Loop.mp4 Once this guy bought a house. He got […]
Ghost Town Squatters
Strange Home I watched a very interesting documentary the other day about squatters. But these weren’t your average, run of the mill squatters who are probably living in your block. The kind that find empty houses that the banks are desperate to make look like somebody is living there to keep housing prices […]
Double Speed Brainwashing
Hungry and Thirsty Most people are familiar with subliminal messages that are used in advertising. The most famous is the study where they showed images during a movie theater. And they noticed and uptick in sales of coke and popcorn. Double Speed Lameness https://loopvids.s3.amazonaws.com/Apr14Loop.mp4 Apparently Netflix has been contemplating an option to […]
Unintended Mind Control
Hobby Shop I found this used electronic shop downtown. They had a bunch of old kits, and what looked like some homemade gadgets that didn’t seem to have any indication what this was. I asked the guy behind the counter, and he didn’t know what this was either. His dad had opened […]