Haircut Place The other day I went to the barber to get my head shaved like I normally do every couple of weeks. My normal guy wasn’t there, and instead there was this extremely young and gorgeous woman. At first I thought she was a customer, then she motioned for me to get […]
Underground Cult Camp
Horribly Dumped I have a friend who just got horrifically and unexpectedly dumped. He even was talking about shopping for engagement rings. The breakup came way out of left field, his girlfriend told him she was cheating on him with a delivery guy that comes to his work. Another friend of mine […]
Psychic Seduction Mall
Let’s Go Shopping A couple of friends of mine and I decided to kill an afternoon at our local mall. Our plan was to do some window shopping see if anything looks interesting, buy some things, grab a bite to eat, have a couple of drinks and then see a movie. There were […]
Magic Sex Preacher
Unscheduled Library Visit I went to the library the other day, not planned, I was just passing by this place. I had found this really cool website a couple days ago about all the different things you could make with those tubes of raw dough. But I couldn’t remember this, I couldn’t find […]
Sex Magic Commands
Oven Commercial I saw this really cool infomercial the other day for this oven thing. I don’t even remember what kind oven it was, but this guy doing the demonstration was extremely skilled in covert hypnosis. This guy was really good at being able to use embedded commands so I decided I’d better […]
Pay For Your Sins
Bake Sale I was out driving around and I came across a group of kids having a car wash. They said it was for a fund raiser for a local church. They gave me a flier while I was waiting, and they flier said they were having a bake sale the coming weekend. […]
Long Term Vampire Cons
Breakup I have a friend who recently broke up with her boyfriend of two years. She’s really hot, and pretty smart, and I’d been expecting this for a quite a while. I’m not really sure why they were together, but you could tell she was dating way below her market value. In […]
Ice Cream Interference Pattern
One Day… I was walking home the other day from the library, and I decided to stop by the supermarket and buy some ice cream. I was in the express lane between two ladies and in front of this guy who had Led Zeppelin T-shirt. The lady at the front had twelve items. […]
The Spirit In The Basement
Party People I went to a networking event recently. It was at this bar restaurant type place and there were a surprising number of people there. I was walking through the park and I saw this guy fishing. Right when I walked up he turned and started to talk to me. […]
Atomic Russian Thought Control
Invention of Chemistry Once they figured out how atoms worked, chemistry was invented. The first guy who figured out the period table was a Russian guy named Mendeleev. Atoms all have the same basic structure, neutrons and protons on the inside, with electrons on the outside. Three basic atoms, Carbon, Oxygen and […]
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