Elusive Bad Guy There is this really strange burglar the FBI has been looking for for some time. He has a very unique MO, and he never actually steals anything. The only thing they can arrest him for is credit card fraud, and breaking and entering. He chooses his victims very, very […]
Algebraic Jesus
Dirt Sellers I have some really weird friends. They’ve been having this really outlandish competitions since they were in college. Now, they have full time jobs and families, but at least once per year they’ll take a vacation together and have the absolute craziest competitions. Like they’ll each put $500 in a […]
The Paradox Of Societal Collapse
Marketing Genius There is a cereal company that has come up with an ingenious marketing strategy. It is a cereal targeted at kids, so they need to have some kind of gimmick. A prize in the box, some kind of game or comic strip on the back. They were slowly losing market […]
Dual Planet Theory
My Mouth Hurts I had a friend who had a pain in his mouth so he went to see a dentist. The dentist looked around and took an x-ray. He told him he had four wisdom teeth, all impacted. That the longer he waited to have them taken out, the more the […]
Inner Game Superhero
Weird Joke Teller I’ve had this really weird friend since elementary school. He’s got this really, really deadpan sense of humor. But the jokes he makes with this deadpan sense of humor never make any sense whatsoever. But because he is so serious, and he says these really weird things with such […]
Infinite Patience
I’ve Heard This Before The other night I was watching TV, kind of bored, so I started flipping around. I ended up watching two guys arguing over welfare. Both arguments were familiar. Too much welfare creates too much debt, and takes away human initiative. Too little welfare makes it much harder […]
Covert Insanity Installation
Homeless Hypnotist I have this friend, who ended up locking himself in an insane asylum. He used to live in a fairly bad neighborhood. He meant to move, but he never really got around to it. One way, he was walking home, and this homeless guy started talking to him. Next […]
Secret Dream Recipe
Novel Searching I went to the library the other day, looking for a simple novel to read. I picked up one off the shelf, it seemed to be interesting based on the description on the back cover. So I sat down to read it, and this seemed to keep my interest after the […]
Sexy Dollar Lady
Slipped Through My Fingers I was at the supermarket the other day, buying a bunch of stuff for the weekend. It was a cashier I enjoy flirting with whenever I see her. She went to give me my change, and tentatively held out a silver dollar. Not a real silver dollar, but […]
Magic Pancake Lady
Happy Sunday There’s this one lady that is affectionately known as the pancake lady. She has this huge pancake breakfast at her house every Sunday after church. All the kids, and their parents come by. Each pancake is made in the shape of a jigsaw puzzle piece. Nobody is allowed to […]
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